Jamie and Hajari have been together for a year. Maybe not on this exact day but I remember it going down early/mid January. The bros are gonna be alright :'v
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Jamie and Hajari have been together for a year. Maybe not on this exact day but I remember it going down early/mid January. The bros are gonna be alright :'v

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zyguts, good u v u now we can both have warm fuzzies over these stupid bros.
Hajari wouldāve been really shy about telling Jamie tbh. Twigs and Wrecks already know... but because theyāre a pirate and a subordinate respectively. so Jamieās the one person he would have to tell outright and that wouldāve been pretty nervewracking for him. but he wouldāve been relieved after --scared that Jamie might reject him for it but relieved he finally shared a big part of his life with him.
Jamie and Hajari have been together for a long ass time... probably long enough that Hajariās just gone and spilled the beans about being a fucking drug lord bc Jamie is not just his so but his bro. and hiding a really prominent part of his life was starting to get to him since itās been the real reason heās been too busy to give tumblr a glance.
Thinking bout domestic scenarios: - Hajari carefully shaving Jamie's face for him, with Jamie sitting on the toilet lid so he's relatively on the same level. the radio quietly plays in the background - in turn, Jamie trims Hajari's hair after he's just gotten out of the shower, combing through the wet strands and silently snipping at split ends - they're eating snacks while watching tv and their hands bump in the dish - on the couch: Jamie putting his feet up and settling them on Hajari's lap, and Hajari absentmindedly starts massaging them - one of them is making something on the stove and the other hugs him from behind, planting a kiss on his neck or the top of his head (accounting for the height difference here) - showering together bc they're both running late for work and there isn't a second bathroom - or, taking a bath together when they have the time and there's contented cuddling - the dog wants to go out at an odd hour of the night and they sleepily pat at each other until someone gets up and handles it

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Jamie/Hajari Ship Meme
Saw this ship meme on Melās blog so Iām just gonna fill it out myself instead of asking people to send me things bc Iām a nerd like that.
Who takes longer showers? Mmm⦠I feel like Jamie would? Heās particular about his hygiene and how he presents himself. But Hajariās not rigid with routines and Iām sure thereās days he smells like funk. When he does shower he hops in, cleans the essentials, and hops right out again.
How do they make up after a fight? They havenāt had a serious fight yet but they seem to diffuse friction by cuddling while talking things out. Sex might be on the table, but yeah I think that snuggles (and possibly naps) would be a thing.
Who prefers rain and who prefers sun? UM. Hmm. Good question. Hajari likes when it rains. Not that it really rains in the aven canon bc desert, but in general heās really happy about rain. He loves water. I donāt know Jamieās preference.
Whatās their favorite place to go together? Mmm⦠they might not have a favorite spot around town. But they do hang out at each otherās houses.
Whoās more likely to be voted prom king/queen? Both of them, because Hajari wouldāve rigged the votes to pull a prank on Jamie but then Hajari ended up being elected himself because other people thought it would be funny.
Do they celebrate anniversaries, etc.? They would! Hajari likes having excuses to party or go out, so he would make a point to try and do something for any sort of big anniversary. But heās also the type to make up anniversaries too.Ā āItās the anniversary of the first time we ate salad together,ā orĀ āthe anniversary of the day we never got out of bed.ā Some of that his him being cheesy and wanting to be around Jamie, but really a lot of those anniversaries would be set-ups for pranks.
Jamie wouldnāt care so much about the little anniversaries (and Iām sure heād catch on that itās Hajari hinting that heās planning to screw him over with something) but heād be invested in the bigger stuff and could have suggestions of his own on what they should do to celebrate.
Whoād pressure the other into singing karaoke? I think thereād be mutual pressure? It wouldnāt be serious⦠just dumb bros being dumb bros. And then theyād both end up on the little karaoke stage doing something like Baby Got Back or Pony.
Whatās their nightly routine? They donāt live together rn in aven. But whenever Hajari sleeps over heād just do what he does at home: carelessly chuck his clothes somewhere, smoke a blunt, and then crawl into bed. Jamie might have a routine before bed bc heās more careful about his appearance.
Once theyāre both under the sheets they might talk if theyāre not too sleepy yet⦠sloppy makeouts or maybe something else if theyāre in the mood. And then they go to sleep :v
Whoās more likely to burn dinner? They both can cook alright, so I think itās unlikely that theyāll burn a meal. If theyāre cooking something separately anyway⦠I canāt guarantee something wonāt get charred if theyāre both distracted.
zyguts replied to your post āIām bumming myself out thinking about this so Iām just gonna switch...ā
First time that happens Jamie would probably want a picture of him "please let me savor this moment you look so hella cute" he'd enjoy it even if his shirts look like they're eating Hajari alive
Hajari would gladly oblige. he gets really into wearing things for his partners if theyāre into it, so heād let Jamie get away with more than one pic if he wanted multiples. and heād do obnoxious kissy faces or lewd gestures on top of that... this is the sort of thing heād stupidly go all out with.
heād be considerate enough to ask before altering any shirts though 0: cos he doubts Jamie would want to walk around with a shirt that has giant slits in the back of it
Iām bumming myself out thinking about this so Iām just gonna switch gears to something else.
Hajariās probably started stealing Jamieās clothes so he can wear them. Not like out or anything but to bed or just when he wants to bum around. And if Jamie notices he just tries to pose really seductively like āhello yes this is your shirt and I hope you like what you see.ā