// this is a very short Dawn and Dusk thing that I wrote in English class! Enjoy!
“Dusk. Wake up you hungover little shit.” Dawn said shaking the bunk. Dusk only grumbled and held up his hand flipping the bird at his cousin. Dawn sighed. “Sorry about this Dusky boy." Dawn sighed as he dumped a jug of cold water on to Dusk’s face.
“Holy fucking balls on mother fucking sticks! That was freezing!” He whined. “Why did you do that?” “To wake you up you dumb fuck." “Yes but why you ugly bastard?" “You gave me a lot of trouble last night.” “Oh this'll be fun what did I do?” Dusk smirked raising an eyebrow.
Dawn sighed. “Well basically you got drunk an-” “Oh this is gonna be good!” Dusk grinned excitedly. Dawn only sighed. “I had to chase you around town while you were naked." “Oh that's not so bad.” “You were running towards the south.” “Again not so bad, can I go back to sleep?” “While screaming that you were going to Harad to live as a poncho wearing cactus called Bill and then you humped a wall for 6 hours.”
Dusk was quite for a long time. “Well to be fair it's not as bad as that incident with the bird cage!”