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early start.

look at us! couple’a cards.

an ex-angel and an ex-catholic walk into a church and the both of them wish the punchline was funnier than it actually is.

I’m all talk with a thorn in my side I’ve got a real big heart that I’m willing to hide You ask me what I want in life, I said to Make a lot of money and feel dead inside

story of his life.

it takes two to tango, it takes two to swing it takes two like you and me.

As you feel your strength beginning to falter, you feel your uncle’s presence at your side, his huge, worn hands joining yours on the ancient spear. A rush of dark, arcane energy flows up through your arms, fills your chest with renewed vigor... And by your powers combined, with a final crack! ... The chip shatters in a burst of fire-orange light.

home for the holidays.