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Okay! DOne with this day! I'm hearing a lot over the phone and feeling a lot of pain these past,err, 20 minutes! There seems to be stuff effecting a lott of people here, so let's consolidate information, yeah? Here's what I have -Laika was soulmate-less today. -I hear Sunset was killed by Laika and Cat. -Nancy wants Sunset and Fancypants' hearts brought to her. -There is something about saving "Tango" and "Laurel", (reviving somehow with hearts?)-which, Laurel doesn't even make sense because last I heard she was a tester LAST world cycle and- not sure what happened with her but Why ???What -Ivy is also asked for over the phone. -Licorice was asked for over the phone and seemed to answer, but was wary. -Licorice and Fancypants made ivy get hurt to try and divorce him with ZERO warning or consultation to soulmate, causing EVERYBODY around them to fear for-healing items were used up- and ivy didn't even want to. ivy literally came visit earlier to try and NOT divorce and WHY are we encouraging people to get hurt what the hell was the rationale here I still don't know!! I don't want to be upset but here I am this is just mean Okay cool cool cool can anybody elaborate on important information of the day like what deaths have been occurring and why and other bullshit

there were a lot of misunderstandings, and i was told sunset was secretly fancy's soulmate but that ended up not being the case. i need fancy's hearts when they die for a lot of reasons regarding laurel that jacket is better off explaining, but tango is stuck in jacket's mask and won't leave until jacket finishes doing what they're gonna do.

we should rob a bank :>