Forfeit All Brain Space to Astarion

H: *enters the house*

A: "Must thou always be so obstinate?!"

G: "Obstinate?! Thou must be looking into a mirror!"

H: *about to back out of the door to avoid whatever the fuck is happening*

A: *spots Halsin* "Come hither good paramour the current dilemmia requires an unbiased arbitor."

G: "Indeed, thy perspective would prove invaluable to the discussion at hand."

H: "Why are you talking like this?"

G: "I suggested we attempt more verbose verbiage in order to circumvent catastrophic damage to our relationship."

H: *sighing* "What happened?"

A: "I arrived at the estate precisely half after five, as is customary."

G: "And thou made a humble request that he accompany me to the market to replenish our granery and he rejected thy good natured request."

A: "Thou was weary from thine many hours of toil, and thou sees no reason they must accompany thee to the market when thou only requires one provision from the granery. Can thee not propose a less dreadfully dull romantic venture?"

G: "Thou's presence makes even the most mundane of tasks an enjoyable outing."

H: "See Astarion, he just wants to spend more time with you."

G: "Perhaps a compromise can be struck? Thou accompany thee to the market, gather the favored provisions, and we spend the remainder of the evening embraced while enjoying thy entertainment of the lowest caliber?"

A: "I accept thou's terms with one amendment" *holds a finger up* "a snack be provided."

G: "Agreed." *smile*

H: "...I would block period dramas from the TV if I knew how to do that."

A: "Thou would begin a fruitless endeavor as thee is well versed in the acts of piracy to indulge in thine entertainment."

H: *pinches the bridge of his nose* "I beseech thee to cease this exhausting parlance. We did not communicate in this fashion centuries ago."