which masturbation material incident ????
Oh my god Graham’s masturbation material incident, ok so
In 2010/2011 when we were all children on Tumblr Graham had an official account on that he was active on and would reblog things.And sometimes he would see pics of himself and reblog them (he is a gift), and one day he was in the Graham Coxon tags and reblogged a pic of himself that some fan had tagged with “masturbation material” and then after realizing it wrote out a long stream of consciousness that was basically like, “I am material, I know all about urges” because he was embarrassed but also very much Graham about it (read: I’m scared of you but happy you want to bone me I guess?)
And everyone nearly died, and then like a month later he deleted his Tumblr and said “I don’t trust Tumblr”, so there you go.
That’s also how he knows about Gramon shippers, I’m certain, and where he’s found fics. Back then we were all too mortified to post anywhere other than the Blurslash LJ for that reason.
@howling–fantods Alex’s post explains it the best: https://www.google.com/amp/howling–fantods.tumblr.com/post/137495644884/i-have-been-meaning-to-post-this-for-a-while-since/amp
