Vroom Vroom

….You really have been gone for way too long.  That’s the only information you know about me?  Pathetic.

Man, I don't give a shit what you do. I got better things to occupy my time with. Like the ladies, heheheh.

What do you like then? I might bring my own music if you like the same stuff. Could have like, a party or something.

Anythin' that sounds good from my speakers. Which is most things, but I'm partial to EDM, heh. A good deep bass is so fuckin' satisfying.

Next time try askin' me about a guy who doesn't think it's funny to cover the road in fuckin' soap.

"Say what?  I hear you making sounds but all I hear is ‘I’m gonna tap that ass’ repeatedly."

So do you got a point here or what?

You know, I should be glad I’m not involved with Quick, because Turbo likes to stick his face in where it doesn’t belong.  *shudders.*

Ain't nowhere my face doesn't belong, man.

>Jeez, man, chill out. If you're really that bothered about missin' out on the action I'll record it for ya.

> no

>Bet he's got a reeeal nice one, heh. I'm gonna tap the hell out of it.

> No fucking shit fuck no okay leave him alone! He deserves waaaay better. Better than you.

>I'm so gonna slap his ass next time I see him.

> I’m not starved for attention!!

>Man, you literally told me you were lonely. If that ain't bein' starved for attention, I don't know what is.