be gay put your cousin in jail

one of my favorite lines from harrow the ninth is “love is a revenant” which comes from ianthe tridentarius of all people, who only TWO PAGES earlier also says “your fist is so big and my butthole is so small”

one of my favorite lines from harrow the ninth is “love is a revenant” which comes from ianthe tridentarius of all people, who only TWO PAGES earlier also says “your fist is so big and my butthole is so small”

she could do it expertly in a heartbeat, obviously. that's canon. but that would be too easy. she would have to do some devious thing to me while I'm unconscious *passes out from horny blood loss* *wakes up* wait, where was I? Right, she would have to give me fucked up nipples or something while I'm under. Like she'd make my scars the uwu face or something. Oh god........she would do to my chest hair what she did to Harrow's scalp hair.....I'm sorry. It's not worth the free surgery. Also she would probably swap two of my ribs just to taunt me about it even though it has no effect on my health.

Jesus christ Stella doing a cryptid hunt for “skunk ape” with recent local sightings backing her up is because Wayne is a 6’6” rotting corpse that smells fucking horrendous and has been out and about for like a week now