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Ascension

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Drawing The Spot every day until Beyond The Spider-Verse releases - Day 1000
I don’t have time to draw it right now but while driving home from the winco I saw a happy mustached man pedaling a bike, towing a cart built to look like a chariot, inside of which stood what I can only imagine was his completely expressionless 13 year old in a makeshift corinthian helmet
like this
I can relate to this on every level
“postmortem decay set in SERIOUSLY quickly”
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according to An Immense World, apparently giant squid eyes are, like, UNREASONABLY large, even for something their size living at those depths. the next largest eyes on earth, blue whale eyes, are less than half the size, and swordfish, who live at similar depths as giant squid and have the largest eyes of any fish, have eyes that could fit inside a giant squid's pupil.
eyes hit serious diminishing returns wrt resource costs vs vision quality as they get bigger, so the question became: what the FUCK do giant (and colossal) squid need to see so badly that they couldn't see with swordfish-sized eyes that's justifying that massive energy cost? that nothing else in the deep ocean needs to see so fucking badly??
turns out the one strength eyes that big really have over much smaller eyes is: seeing large glowing objects in water deeper than 500 meters from an appreciable distance.
sperm whales are the primary predator of giant squid. sperm whales don't glow. BUT! water that deep is full of bioluminescent creatures-- these creatures light up when bumped into. something a sperm whale's size is continuously bumping into those critters, it's just surrounded by a glowing field all the time when it's swimming at those depths, visible from a distance-- if you have the right eyes-- as a massive glowing shape. so basically the only reason to have eyes the size of soccer balls is if you live in the deep ocean and your life depends on having a heads up when a hungry sperm whale lurking around
and also I gotta say, the imagery... the huge lurking threat betrayed only by the ambiguous glowing shape of its movements through the water, is really evocative, if spooky deep-sea games aren't already using that to make things extremely ominous then they should really start
Mermay leftovers :3
People shit on homeschooled kids a lot for not being “socialized” but I will say one thing I’ve noticed about a lot of healthy homeschool families is that their kids are better at interacting with people much older and younger than them because their day isn’t composed of following one or two adults in authority with a bunch of people born within 12 months of them.
I’m running mics for a children’s performance and here’s a pattern I see.
Public school kids who don’t know me: Hello Authority Figure I have arrived for my microphone. 🫡Thank you, goodbye.
Homeschooled kids who don’t know me: Hello my Professional Peer, how are you today? How long have you been doing this kind of work? That’s interesting. Can I ask you a couple questions about the sound board? I’m 9. Would you like to hear a fact about bugs? Okay thank you goodbye.
A grade-school homeschooled child (~9) recognized me at a public event, came up and greeted me like a peer, and shared pleasantries. She was excellent at turn-taking and intuiting how to continue the conversation either by asking me a question, or by adding something of her own to the conversation.
Kids of a similar age and familiarity with me who attend public school usually do NOT approach me like this. They may greet me or ask a single question — they are still polite and cheerful children — but they do NOT carry conversation like this. It’s usually a brief exchange and then they say “okay… bye!” Their conversational skills only begin to progress around middle school age.
Thank you so much for acknowledging that homeschool children who aren't the product of weird niche cults exist. Some of us just had parents who disagreed with public school pedagogy because it's shit, not because it isn't shit enough, and couldn't find Montessori schools that went past the age of 11.

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Oh, and fun man ‘o war fact:
You know how they’re colonial organisms? My whole life I thought that meant “they’re made out of thousands of almost microscopic little guys”. You know, like every other colonial organism.
Turns out that’s not true.
They’re made of four guys.
One guy’s the tentacles, one guy’s the stomach, one guy’s the gonads, and one guy’s the funny balloon sail.
here are their weird babies:
you can really see the multiple polyps/medusae
imagine being the gonads
imagine NOT being the gonads
To be fair it's not four guys period but four types of guy; EVERY tentacle is a guy! A guy who's just one tentacle!!
To answer the common question of "what does that even mean?" and "how?", all the members of the colony grow from the same embryo as clones. So imagine if you were born as just a head, but with a twin sibling who was just a torso, and another sibling who was an arm, and another who was the heart, and so forth, all stuck together to function as a person. You might be saying "that just sounds like a regular person, how is a Man O' War different then, where do we draw the line between a body organ and a member of a colony???" I'm gonna let the Octopus Lady answer those questions, even though attempting to answer them apparently drove her insane, and in fact she does not reach an answer that even she finds fully satisfying as a professional biologist, but you'll still learn lots and lots of neat facts!
i'm envisioning something like this:
You wanna get really fucky?
The mitochondria used to be a separate organism from your cells entirely. It’s actually a type of bacteria, and it has its own DNA.
Every single one of your cells is a weird bacteria/eukaryote symbiote.
And forget being in the same phylum. They aren’t even in the same kingdom. They aren’t even in the same domain
Learning about biology is just more of this forever.
all of you should read The Last Human by Zack Jordan
Why didn’t anyone tell me about this comic earlier?
It is. So cute. SpiderMom does her best, and HumanChild makes friends with everything. There’s only about 20 pages so far, but I am invested.
Here’s page one. *shoos you off to read it*
…okay, so was anybody going to tell me that the comic is based on a novel (by the same author) that had industry giants like Andy Weir (”The Martian”) singing its praises??? And was illustrated by Vincent Proce??????
has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall
"how do you feel about labels as a queer person?"
道可道,非常道。名可名,非常名。
at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you
at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.
at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly
at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.
at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.
At some point in your life you will be adding garlic to a dish and you will think "that is not enough garlic." These are angels speaking. They are correct. Add more garlic.

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I just want them to be happy~~~
agott would actually like to deal with these coco feelings in less than 2 decades, preferably
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