transmasc zooey deschanel

now let’s see him getting triggered during sex

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

does anyone remember the amc show interview with the vampire? one of the greatest things television gave us in its era. heartbreaking that it ended after two seasons when those characters were so beautifully crafted. i really wish we could’ve had more.

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

[ID: 5 rows of illustrated borders, featuring different animals or designs. The top row has mint green and pale yellow winding, leafy vines framing a central, dark green, lightly spotted crab with upraised claws, and five small flowers arranged, one at each (wide-set) star point around the image. The second row has three wide-eyed fish, all facing left, with two smaller, blue ones framing the central, horizontally red-striped, green one. Surrounding the fish with erratic symmetry are colorful flourishes of comma-like curls, dots, and small star bursts. The third row is a dull bronze (with streaks of muted colors like a patina) lattice of diamond shapes bracketed by two large, pearly off-white diamond-shaped stars, all against a black background. The fourth row is two buff tan-torsoed gryphons with dull green hindquarters and folded, dull mustard yellow wings with dark red at the bend. The gryphons face each other at the center, but have their heads turned back over their shoulders. Their ear tufts extend past the upper border bar and they stand on, some claws past, the lower border bar. Seven dull red (some with a lighter gradient) pansy-like flowers on muted green vines symmetrically flow between and behind the gryphons. The last row has a pinkish parchment colored box with a twelve-pointed starburst in gold-accented blue, on the left, and colorful comma-like swirls and streaks flowing from it to the right, like a comet. Smaller starbursts of varying sizes are scattered across the image. /end ID]

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this