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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 4 Part 9
Sans (Undertale)
Mettaton (Undertale)

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After TADC’s finale i finally joined to look at fandom discussions and maybe it’s the fact that i wasn’t really interacting with the fandom for anything other than memes and all that but there was a lot of… interesting interpretations of the story…?
It feels more bad faith, I’m not aware of any major drama behind the scenes and all that I could find feels somewhat petty.
I legit saw someone say that Gooseworx making the only Latino character in her story the a-hole was a display of what she thinks of them,. We have 6 characters that aren’t AI, what type of point are they making??
I don’t know, I liked the story a lot, I liked Jax as a character especially a lot. I did not catch the Trans-Coding I’m sorry. Bbut the story does not make him a good guy. He’s specifically an asshole. He’s a victim and an abuser. The story does not ask us to sympathise. It gave us an explanation not an excuse.
The rest of the cast did NOT hold a funeral for him, just kept him contained. They tell us that they hold funerals for those abstracted, THEY SHOW IT TO US IN THE PILOT.
They feel sorry for Jax because he’s still a dude who killed himself. PEOPLE FEEL BAD WHEN DUDES DIE, especially if they’re around the dude almost constantly.
Jax is a tragedy because he had ample opportunities to change and open up and be vulnerable. He gets an explanation as to why he was doomed from the start and we see his doom.
The story is not telling you he’s a wittle baby and the others should have tried harder to save him. Pomni saying she should have tried harder is THE BARGAINING YOU DO WHEN YOU LOSE SOMEONE! THE WHAT IFS. “WHAT IF I TOLD HER SHE WAS AN EGG AND TO TAKE ESTROGEN IDK MAYBE SHE WOULDNT HAVE DIED??? “
It particularly peeves me because I like characters like these, I like writing them going to their eventual doom and the audience getting frustrated because they’re RIGHT THERE! TAKE THE HAND!!! DONT FUMBBLE THIS YOU CAN BE SAVED. But for many reasons they just don’t wanna be saved— pride, self hate, general apathy.
Those characters fucking slaps. And I DONT KNOW IF I TRUST MY OWN AUDIENCE WITH THEM. I’m working on a comic, I don’t want to spell things out for the audience. I feel like if I show off my main antagonist, they’re gonna say he’s too sympathetic or the story wants you to feel bad for the deuce.
He’s does so much bad things, horrible fucking things, and the fact that I’m giving volume to him and giving him undeserved chances because he himself escaped consequences because of his power and resources and fumbles EVERY- SINGLE-TIME. HE DOESNT DO THE WORK, HE GETS 20 YEARS OF COMPLETE PASSIVITY WHERE HE COULD CHANGE AND REDEEM HIMSELF TO THE PEOPLE HE ABUSED. HE DOESNT PUT IN THE FUCKING WORK.
He has TWO parallel characters who DO redeem themselves in that same time period. HE DOESNT. I’m trying to make this point as on the nose as possible, BUT NOW I DO NOT TRUST MY FUCKING READERS.
Maybe I’m just seeing the bad-faith takes. But oh gods I don’t wanna show anyone my creations.
Look, my obsession with the lizard isn’t stopping. Also, as a Druid do you think Halsin has some trouble in certain romances?
I have that thought with The Urge since its existence is indeed unnatural. Just the idea of ideology causing friction with possible relationships.
This one had a lot of Gale lmao
LOVED LOVED LOVED TADC FINALE ALSO BIG SPOILERS
Notes and thought on everything now that the series is over.

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MOREEE!!!! Also extra work on that last one
Lmao I’m really enjoying this actually.
More of this , but it’s just D-Urge and both lovers
Baldur’s gate rendered incorrect quotes to cope with the fact that a fashion internship is the boring-est and most creatively bankrupt thing I’ve done so far in my life.
Wanted to post my own fanfic here.
The Nautiloid Was Especially Active That Day, Might Be Because of the Githyanki Invading it.
Karlach stopped to catch her breath, looking back to check on how far The Blade of Frontiers was. She pounded her chest in frustration, producing a clanging sound from the metal plate on her chest. She would have had a lot more energy is only she had a soul coin with her.
The sound of scrabbling limbs and short breaths broke through the crackling fires of Avernus. The tiefling looked behind her to see Wyll struggling with climbing the cliff. Karlach had worn him down enough that he does not have the energy to call forth magic for a while, but she still needs to keep him fatigued enough to—

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I got fucked over by that damn belt again godfucking dammit
Playing Baldur’s gate to draw the companions.
Every-Single-Head-Canon for The Dark Urge BECAUSE I LOVE THIS STUPID FUCKING LIZARD AND I THINK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH!!
Raised by the sweetest people you can imagine and never lacked love as a child.
I named it Vern (Tav-Vern) :)
Touching the child could result in static shocks, because Storm-Magic.
Parents weren’t dragonborns and had no experience, so thought Vern was a girl because the obvious gendered parts is tucked inside its cloaca.
She/Her as kid
They/Them when parents leaned about their anatomy.
Can transform because Bhaal loves his shapeshifters. If they could be a changling in-game, I would.
The urges took offer when they were 8.
To people with little experience around Dragonborn, they looks normal. Otherwise, “fellow” scale-friends look at them like they’re something out of the Mandela Catalogue.
“Your jaws aren’t supposed to do that dude…”
Jaws split apart (like snakes) when doing its breath attack. Which should not happen.
Learned medicine with the idea that if the urges take over again, they can save the person anyways.
Became a cleric of kelemvor because death god vibes felt right.
Could never save people despite their knowledge and magic.
It/Its in the cult of Bhaal
Sceleritas acts similar to one of its parents, which is why it keeps him around.
Gets kinda high off of murder, the ecstasy increases when it found the cult and especially after it became the chosen.
Likes praise and stuff, Bhaal gives it prizes and this feeling of love if it does a particularly good job.
Bhaal’s “love” leaves and it causes nausea and general emptiness so The Urge keeps trying to get that feeling back.
Dude was a pretty good leader for a murder cult, the Bhaalists felt like the cult was a family (The Urge felt the same)
Had the vibe of a priest coming down to check on each of its underlings.
“Gorgin, child, I noticed you have been acting differently during our weekly sacrifies and blood-letting. Are you alright? You don’t want to talk about it? Well, I’ll be over there stabbing the flaming fist that stumbled into our cult if you need me.”
I want to make it clear that it’s still a very bad dude in the cult of Bhaal
Was really fine with the status quo for the cult, scared that anything more would result in it losing the only family that could bear to be around it.
Funny little sibling rivalry with Orin, it really thinks that Orin could shine and live much better outside of the cult.
Gortash is so smart and so charming and he thinks all its scary, mass murder bits and parts are so fucking hot and The Datk Urge has to do less stuff to get his praise.
“ This absolute plot sounds too ambitious, I’m not sure the cult of Bhaal would actually—what?…. Father wants to go through with this, I’m in.”
Flirts with medical terms.
Gortash is so smart and so charming and he thinks all its scary, mass murder bits and parts are so fucking hot and The Datk Urge has to do less stuff to get his love and kissies.
Relationship with Orin deteriorated after proper partnership with Bane and Myrkul.
Bhaal punishes it for its feelings for Gortash by stopping its heart, but it keeps going back.
Orin stabs it in the back (metaphorically) and in the skull(literally)
I’m pretty sure Bonedaughter did to The Urge what it did to corpses when it wasn’t eating them…like… she seems the type … especially with how she talked about it.
The Dark Urge was naked on the nautiloid.
I imagine Gale being the MC during the Nautiloid section at the beginning, but Lizard boi was also roaming around eating corpses and looting bodies from clothes.
The Dark Urge referred to itself as The Dark Urge (remember the The in my name) until Wyll suggested D-Urge as a substitute. It was fine with that. shadow-heart didn’t appreciate Wyll’s suggestion of Doe.
They/Them after deciding to reject Bhaal.
Something happened to me that made me think of the "give your comfort characters your problem" trend.
[I miss-phrased the effect, it's just a burning sensation, nothing drastic.]
I always imagine The Urge as the camp medic since it would have medical training and I multi-class the cunt into a storm cleric for the bonus damage. Since I imagine at least 4 of the TadPals having chronic conditions, they tend to come to it for help with issues and checkups.
But while the dude has training, it gets kinda obvious that it’s quite inexperienced anyways. It is however, better than shadowheart who only has like first-aid type of training.

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can you reblog and tell me which of your ocs has the stupidest name
Ok, I have a character called Sonnuvgud, (son of good) it’s a fake name but he is referred to it tha way for a majority of the story.
If fake names don’t count I have another character that’s named Abandon. Because their parent abandoned them at birth and one called Once Upon a Time.
Once Upon a Time named themself whereas Abandon was named my the people around them.
Those aren’t names and that’s why I think it’s stupid but it works well for those two.
Then there’s a family that names themselves after biblical figures. There’s an Adam, Eve, Lillith, Cain and Abel in this Family. But Abel is the father of Eve, Adam and Lillith and Lillith’s son is Cain because I really didn’t want them to be THAT heavily compared to their biblical namesakes and stories
Ever think about how much Default Durge and Orin look alike
Like, they're entirely different species, not all that blood related at all, certainly not in a way that would impact appearance, and yet...pale with red markings. Orin literally wears a carapace like Durge has scales. Her braid is full of spikes, not unlike the crown of spikes on Durge's head. Orin even moves kinda like a dragonborn, all fluid back-and-forth movements.
They're so different and yet so alike and they're siblings. Maybe Orin emulates him on purpose to be more like Bhaal's ideal spawn. Maybe she doesn't mean to do it. Maybe this is just what they're like and they just happen to be incredibly similar. It could just be a Bhaalist thing, but a lot of this aesthetic doesn't really carry over into anything else- most of the clothes and architecture seems to favor much darker colors and a more run-down feel. And then there's just them, so different from their environment but still so alike. Idk if I can even articulate this very well but just....siblings, man.