This, our electronic elation.

uh, well. he cut off his arm to give himself a mechanical one. that. happened. 

i will assist in protecting myr.

i guess we’re so used to ourselves that we think things different to us are a marvel! if that makes any sense?

They did??? What was wrong with the arm before?

i also count on the immortal scale. but i’m probably less likely to do anything suddenly drastic than dirk. myr must be protected. at all costs. squishy mortal man. (i’m joking for the most part.)

yeah we do! not sure if that counts as cute but!! i guess from an outsider perspective it is. i’m. not exactly sure why we do that. but we do. some mammals just kinda. keep regenerating teeth i think. its kinda fascinating.

Is Dirk known to do rash things?

Myr, I will protect to the best of my ability.

oh! and what did you learn? probably all kinds of weird stuff i bet we’re kind of a weird species.

I learned a lot of useful medical grade things. Dirk may be immortal, but it will be good to know for the future how to help them be at ease. And Myr is mortal, so it is even more important I’m aware of what I can do to help, if ever he needs it.

But I did learn some strange things.

tired, as always. what about you? what were you reading?

hi emma!!

Dirk will clean it.

I’m pissing myself laughing.

emmas a nice name too. im into it. 

happy birthday??? damn. youre like a lil baby

I am! Sort of.

I am fully autonomous and adult in demeanor and knowledge.

Yeeeah. Uh. Although, just because I can heal from injuries quickly, doesn’t mean it’s okay. Especially with other people. I’m just careless. Which isn’t good. 

hey bud you a robo. im tj. who are you

I am in face a robo.

Tj. I like your name.

It won’t stop them, but it will assure I will heal after it’s done and over with.

I suppose that brings some comfort.

How is it not reassuring?

Tumblr seems to be malfunctioning all over today.

I’m immortal. I’ll be fine.