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todd: did i ever tell you how great you cook?

dirk: uwu no...

todd: then why do you keep doing it?

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todd: what would you do with your brain if you had one?

dirk: well I would~

dirk: wait 😑

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dirk: I accidentally scratched Todd's guitar. How long do you think I have to fix this?

amanda: ten

dirk: ten?

amanda: nine

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todd: WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!

dirk: I thought it was romantic to release birds at a wedding.....

todd: you released OSTRICHES

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arthur: spider in the bathroom!

merlin: well give him a little towel

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dirk: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

todd: Everything is fine.

dirk: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

todd: everything is ok, you can do it.

dirk: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

todd: it is not so scary.

dirk:...

todd: are u calm down?

dirk: No, I'm tired of yelling.

todd: come on, touch it, you feel how hard it is

dirk: yes ......

todd: how many times did I tell you to put the bread in the bag

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dirk: why can't dinosaurs clap?

amanda: because their paws are too short and....

todd: because they all died.

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farah, bringing a huge cake into the room: happy birthday, Todd, this is for you!

todd:

todd: Dirk's inside the cake, huh?

cake: no

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dirk: time to get busy

todd: it's 2am

dirk: does this change anything?

todd: people sleep at this time

dirk: weaklings

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stewardess: we are in a turbulence zone. make sure all small things are safe.

dirk: 👀

todd: what?

dirk: are you safe?

todd: I'm going to hit you now.

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dirk: Todd has delicious chapstick

amanda: wow, did you kiss?

todd: no, this asshole ate my lipstick

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dirk: I like you

todd: I've always said that you have a problem with taste

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todd: I don't know how to flirt, so I'll stare at you until you marry me.

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todd: let's go buy wedding rings

dirk: not early? What if I still change my mind?

todd: well then make yourself a gold tooth

dirk: what do you mean? Which tooth?

todd: WHAT I WILL KNOCK YOU IF YOU DON'T AGREE WHAT DO YOU LAUGH I AM SERIOUS

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dirk: something incomprehensible is spinning in my head

todd: the brain?

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ditk: Todd gasps, I need to call 911 but button 9 doesn't work!!

tina: Flip the phone and press the 6.

dirk: you are a genius!

todd: *stops choking* what the fuck

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