Paper Hearts & Ransom Notes

hi I’m the computer. You’re not getting that.

i think wizards should reclaim the word cursed from unfunny internet users

just salty nobody’s cursing you

yeah well that’s because i’m the one doing the cursing

speaking of

americans what’s the state that doesn’t feel real to you. for me it’s montana. i cannot even conceptualize montana

americans what’s the state that doesn’t feel real to you. for me it’s montana. i cannot even conceptualize montana

wearing weird earrings to ward off the bad vibes

like a wizard

When we drink we do it right, gettin' slizzard

oh my god

Well, you know what they say: Squirrel Hell and Dog Heaven are the same place.

when a girl posts...... you listen

No new years day will be like waking up to hollyweed on January 1, 2017

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about