Unfuckwithable

I used to think it was important to have common interests with the person that you are in a relationship with but now I think it is more important to be similar in other aspects. like how kind you are. how you treat the people you care about, how you treat strangers. how you deal with anger. how you deal with pain. and not necessarily dealing with all these things the same way but being perseptive enough to understand what action each situation calls for. it’s important for both people to be on the same page about what that action should be. it’s important to me to have that kind of synchrony.

Does it work if he does it on himself?

Didn’t work but glad I tried

When’s this site coming out with a night mode

this site is kept together with glitter glue & toothpicks stop making demands

Nothing is scarier than when puppets h

U GOOD?

declaring “this is the bad place” every time you are even slightly inconvenienced is peak humor

It’s what Eleanor Shellstrop would have wanted

Will suck dick for mozzarella sticks

What pokemon is this?

my last two brain cells

This legit looks like a porn

I scrolled through this whole post waiting for them to take their dicks out

Me too 😭

Honestly, me too.