* COMBAT POISON WITH POISON !

proof that the rpc is supportive and kind to those who speak up against abuse

proof that the rpc is, above all else, compassionate when it matters 

the extremely unnecessary revisitation of traumatic events for people dealing with similar matters personally, forcing them off their blogs for their own mental safety 

things NOT accomplished lately :

proof that the rpc sucks and people suck and everyone is bad 

as requested. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

“Don’t you hurt a single hair on his/her/their head.”

“Hands off!”

“What do you think you’re doing to him/her/them?”

“I’ll never let you go.” / “Don’t ever let me go.”

“Don’t ever leave my sight again.”

“I got your back.”

“Where are you going? It’s not safe out there!”

“Do you trust me?”

“Be more careful next time. I don’t want to bandage you up again.”

“Hey, it’s cold outside. At least wear a jacket.”

“I’d die for you.”

“You’ll back off if you know what’s good for you.”

“Get behind me NOW.”

“Here, I have an extra weapon.”

“Duck, you idiot!”

“Go on without me.”

“Well what did you expect would happen while you’re walking alone at night? Come on, let’s get you away from that creep.”

“Hey. Pal. I’ve got a gun/knife/fist/weapon and I’m not afraid to use it.”

“You can stop hugging me now.”

“You scared the shit out of me. I’m never going to stop hugging you.”

“Quit babying me! I can protect myself.”

“I’ll always be there to save you.” / “I know you’ll always be there to save me.”

“If you even THINK about touching him/her/them, I’ll kill you.”

❛ So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. ❜

❛ There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self. ❜

❛ Manners maketh man. ❜

❛ Martini. Gin, not vodka, obviously. Stirred for 10 seconds while glancing at an unopened bottle of vermouth. Thank you. ❜

❛ You throw away your biggest opportunity over a fucking dog. ❜

❛ You shot a dog just to get a fucking job! ❜

❛ If you’re prepared to adapt and learn, you can transform. ❜

❛ You’re full of surprises. ❜

❛ How deep does this fucking thing go? ❜

❛ Is this the part where you say some… really bad pun? ❜

❛ This ain’t that kind of movie, bruv. ❜

❛ Sorry, love. Gotta save the world. ❜

❛ I’m awfully sorry. I seem to have my dates muddled up. ❜

❛ Oh, no no no. I cancelled the gala because of you. ❜

❛ Are we going to stand around here all day, or are we going to fight? ❜

❛ The suit is the modern gentleman’s armour. ❜

❛ At least the girl’s got balls. ❜

❛ I thought that brandy tasted a bit shit. ❜

❛ You dirty… little fucking prick… ❜

❛ That tends to happen when you shoot someone in the head. ❜

❛ I suppose asking to borrow a cup of sugar is a step too far. ❜

❛ Do you know what that means? Then let me teach you a lesson. ❜

❛ What did you do to me? I had no control. I killed all those people. ❜

❛ To Pee or Not to Pee? ❜

❛ Not everybody had thanked you for that one. ❜

❛ A gentleman’s name should appear in the newspaper only three times: When he’s born, when he marries, and when he dies. ❜

❛ I’m just a pleb. ❜

❛ Being a gentleman is something one learns. ❜

❛ Sorry about that, needed to let off a little steam. ❜

❛ Looks like a lot of people are going to die. ❜

❛ Do I look like I give a fuck? ❜

❛ What a shame we both had to grow up. ❜

❛ Sorry, sir, but why the fuck did you choose me as the gimp? Am I the expendable candidate? ❜

❛ You need to take that chip off your shoulder. ❜

❛ This whiskey is amazing; you will shit. ❜

❛ Who the fuck are you? Where am I? ❜

❛ This knife can save your life. ❜

❛ Mankind is the virus, and I’m the cure. ❜

❛ You’re a bloody disgrace. ❜

❛ I apologise for putting you in this position. You trained him well. ❜

❛ A little gratitude would be nice. ❜

❛ Fuck that guy, whoever he is! ❜

❛ Do I look like I give a fuck? Just get it done. ❜