ASSHOLE ANGEL !

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u can always send me memes no matter the genre

u can always write to me ooc

Reading together. Gently running their fingers through the other’s hair as they read to them in a soft voice. Silently listening to the other as their voice slowly falls into a natural rhythm and they are immersed in the story they’re bringing to life. 

Walking together. Interwoven fingers and shoulders brushing together as they walk. Not even needing to speak, because a simple look or the slightest change in body language is already a conversation. 

Sleeping together. Hushed breathing and feather-light touches when one wakes before the other. Rolling over and unconsciously curling closer into each other because even when they sleep, they are in love.

Watching TV together. Volume turned up just enough to be heard without dominating the atmosphere. Absentminded little touches, gentle fingers slowly running over the other’s arm or thigh without realizing it.

         LOCATION   :   A . ZIRAFELL’S  BOOKS  &  ARCHIVES  .

         “   aziraphale   collected   books  .   if   he   were   totally   honest   with   himself   he   would   have   to   have            admitted     that        his        bookshop        was       simply       somewhere       to       store       them      .      “

I AM THE VILLAIN OF THIS STORY.

*  A MIXTURE OF SPN S1 - S5 PROMPTS , CHANGE ANY PRONOUNS AS NEEDED .

‘ Come on, it wasn’t easy, but it wasn’t that bad. ‘

‘ I swear, man, you gotta update your cassette tape collection. ‘

‘ Don’t be afraid of the dark? What, are you kidding me? ‘

‘ Of course you should be afraid of the dark! You know what’s out there! ‘

‘ I’m not sure you realize just how much trouble you’re in here. ‘

‘ You wanna tell me what’s goin’ on in that freaky head of yours? ‘

‘ I’m supposed to be the belligerent one, remember? ‘

‘ Kids are strong. You’d be surprised what they can deal with. ‘

‘ Look, man, I get you’re nervous, alright, but you gotta stay focused. ‘

‘ I just think, whatever’s going to happen is going to happen. ‘

‘ You can either roll over and die or you can keep fighting, no matter what. ‘

‘ Stop askin’ if I need anything, stop askin’ if I’m okay. ‘

‘ You two have never worked a show in your lives before, have you? ‘

‘ There’s no maybe. Find the bad thing, kill it. ‘

‘ You’re telling me there’s no lore on how to smoke ‘em? ‘

‘ No one in their right mind chooses this life. ‘

‘ So, we’re eating bacon cheeseburgers for breakfast, are we? ‘

‘ I don’t want you doing… anything! I want you to sit right here, and don’t move! ‘

‘ So you’re only out for yourself, huh? It’s all about number one? ‘

‘ What the hell is wrong with you?! You don’t just go around shooting people like that!  ‘

‘ Now, do you want me to help you out with that gun, or not, hm? ‘

‘ Did I just see you strike out with a prostitute? How’s that work? ‘

‘ You want to know what I did – what I really did? I had lunch. ‘

‘ So, you think the murders are what, a reenactment? That’s a little crazy. ‘

‘ Okay, how about you tell me where they are, or I kill you right now? ‘

‘ Well I’m just saying, he’s not leaving us a whole lot of options. ‘

‘ You know what, man? I’m sick and tired of your old stupid kamikaze trick. ‘

‘ I don’t know. I just, uh, I just woke up in a pine box… ‘

‘ I mean, we’re pretty much set to catch and kill anything I’ve ever heard of. ‘

‘ But what I do know is that I’m saving people. And stopping demons. ‘

‘ What’s the matter? You don’t think you deserve to be saved? ‘

‘ Human souls don’t just walk out of hell and back into their bodies easily! ‘

‘ I’m trying to come up with a theory, here. Okay? Work with me. ‘

‘ I mean, I’ve saved some people, okay? ‘

‘ It’s a spell to send the Witnesses back to rest. Should work… ‘

‘ Any chance you got everything we need here in this room? ‘

‘ That’s just not as appealing as a ghost-proof panic room, you know? ‘

‘ I thought you must have learned something. I thought I died for something. ’

‘ You know, I almost got my heart ripped out of my chest. ‘

‘ Read the Bible. Angels are warriors of God. I’m a soldier. ‘

‘ What, do you get your freak on by watching other people sleep? ‘

‘ Even if this sounds really weird, will you promise me that you will remember?  ‘

‘ And you don’t care that he’s tearing up the future looking for me right now? ‘

‘ All right, well, first things first; how did we end up on Soul Plane? ‘

‘ Yes, I’m a fan, but I really don’t appreciate being mocked. ‘

‘ Oh, yeah? You’re sorry you started Armageddon?! ‘

‘ Keep mouthing off, I’ll break more than his legs. ‘

‘ There is no other way, there must be a battle. ‘

‘ Don’t be afraid. This is your choice. You need to invite me in. ‘

‘ I just can’t keep pretending that everything’s all right. Because it’s not. ‘

‘ You chose a demon over your own brother…and look what happened. ‘

‘ I just don’t…I don’t think that we can ever be what we were.. ‘

‘ I lost everything, for nothing. So keep your opinions to yourself. ‘

‘ I’m in no shape to be hunting. I need to step back, ‘cause I’m dangerous. ‘

‘ Haven’t we been down this road before? ‘

‘ I was dead from the moment we said hello. ‘

‘ Don’t you get it? You can’t run from yourself. Why are you running now?? ‘

‘ Would you believe I’m actually trying to protect you? ‘

‘ Same song, different verse. Things are never gonna change with you. Never. ‘

‘ You were wasted by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Angel? ‘

‘ Riddle wrapped inside an enigma wrapped inside a taco? ‘

‘ We’re humans. And when humans want something, really, really bad…we lie. ‘

‘ Oh. Well, last night on earth, what, uh…what’re your plans? ‘

‘ This whole industry runs on absent fathers, it’s- it’s the natural order. ‘

‘ Do you remember the twentieth century? Think the twenty-first is going any better? ‘

‘ Aren’t you a surprise? You’ve come a long way to see this, haven’t you? ‘

‘ I’m sorry. It must be painful, speaking to me in this…shape. ‘

‘ Why? Why would I want to destroy this stunning thing? ‘

‘ Oh, good God, you’re not gonna tell me a bedtime story, are ya? ‘