certified mermaid

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

sorry I didn’t show up it was because umm.. you see, I was busy. maybe another time??

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[gritting my teeth] the way other people interpret my favorite characters does not affect me

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

the holy trinity: the father (fuck it we ball) the son (it is what it is) the holy spirit (to be cringe is to be free)

science has always been political. what gets studied. what doesnt. who gets to do the studying. on and on and on.

remembered mustang got pregnant at 22 and felt sick. girl we gotta get you out of there.

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

yeah no man it's cool that you don't like the female character for having an insufficient development. yeah even if you adore that male character that appeared in two frames of the show. yeah. yeah. yeah. cool. cool.