FAKE YOUR DEATH

incredibly minor but still dumb side effect of late stage capitalism: ever notice how so many concert venues and stadiums just have the lamest names imaginable. Like ooooh Lady Gaga is playing at the..... Mortgage Stadium? Oh boy the finals are at the.... Chase Bank arena. Can't wait to catch a game at the Garunteed Rate field.

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

That and the monkey barrrsssss

i just pirated a dandelion🌻and shared it with all of my friends

demonic possession is a decent trope but you know what's even better? demonic cohabitation. just 2 people sharing the same body and both being the world's worst roommate about it.

*fights the demon living in my body over whose turn it is to answer the phone*

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you