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like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

If another one of my podcasts ends in a tragedy I’m going to sob /j

I just want to restate this now I’m listening to Welcome to the Horizon and Midnight Burger

Did y'all notice in the Big Malevolent Thing episode that when Ava first walked in, Caspar told her to go sit at that booth over there. So did she decide that booth was her booth bc Caspar told her to sit there???

They done put my boy in an aquarium

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

committing tea crimes (milk in before bag out) in the name of peace (my dad wanting a very specific colour that is better achieved by bag squeezes after milk far easier than by adding milk drop by drop after the bag is out- what he doesnt know about the making wont hurt him)

Is this not just how you make tea? Am I committed tea crime?

Something something "the episode of Midnight Burger where only half of the people could see the world-killer asteroid coming towards earth while the other half couldn't", something something "only half of the main characters being able to pronounce Leif's name correctly while the other half had NO idea and could not be corrected".... There's something about the signs being there all along of damage to the fabric of space time....