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Be nice, they *just* moved the rock I was under.

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Well that imo, was quite tell-y not show-y. I was caught off guard that we were immediately at skull rock and monologuing about Zena's so-called 'plan' we never got the details of.
I'm also mildly disappointed that Aphmau spent most of the time singing. I also dislike the fact both Caspian and Layla died but weren't murdered, wouldn't it have been a fun contrast if Aaron spared Caspian but Aph didn't spare Layla? I think we could've cut down on the singing and allowed the tension to build winding up to Aph killing her.
I thought Jason said no more mouths on Minecraft characters why did Layla have a shark tooth grin? And where did her shark teeth go during the animated bit?
Since this will likely be my last Mermaid Tales post until (possible) S3, we didn't need both the MID boys and the pup pack in this. Imo the final pay off of them killing the general guy would be more satisfying if either group absorbed the other and were more reoccurring.
Was it the wolf who told Layla about the realm breaker? Because my mind immediately thought of mod mod world/void paradox instead.
Upsetting we didn't get to hear whatever the wolf told Aaron, but ig it'd be mystreet spoilers. Also where on earth did Aaron find the mcd baby pendant??
Laurænce was great though, I liked all his parts just wish he had more to do, with how long it took to wake the ladies I'm shocked he didn't just try carrying one out.
I kinda wish the beast curse was genetic and Beauty's destiny was random.
Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, and the frog prince all have curses inherited (& or doomed to happen), with 'prince charmings' allowed to be anyone. Beauty is the beast's princess charming more or less, and it makes it really weird that The Beauty role gets passed down instead of The Beast role. It also inheriantly causes more problems because what if nobody got cursed to be a beast? Do they have to count on whoever inherited The Enchantress destiny to curse some rando to be a beast instead of the cycle all the other families have?
All this to say I wish they made the surname "Beauty" similar to "Charming", I.e. if a story calls for an unnamed beautiful maiden, that's likely someone from the beauty family, who, I dunno, comes from the spare descendants of the Sleeping Beauty line that way Rosebella and Briar can still be "cousins" on a very impossible side of the tree. And to complete my mini rewrite rant, since Rosabella is not necessarily related to the last beast; turns out Daring's uncle died before breaking his curse, so as his father's oldest son he gets the official named destiny.
This is a good time to let Aphblr know that, if we were all residents of Phoenix Drop and the Irene Dimension crew left the day the finale came out, we’d be over half way through the 15 years by now :)
They’d be back 4 years from now :)
They kinda look like club penguin now;
The rounded snouts totally reminds me of club penguin's rounded beaks.

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Maybe Dr.Teeth is having one of his dentist relapses and that's why he wasn't there.
With faded memories *hopefully* on the horizon in the possibly very distant future, I have a prediction;
ZACH IS SO GETTING A REDEMPTION ARC I CAN SMELL IT. For the record, I hate the idea, nothing you can do will ever justify ABANDONING a child, and possibly grooming another to be a monster.
Ein had ever potions with who knows what effects used on him in the last chapter of his life, if Zach has known Ein so long Michael considers him Zach's child, that Sylvanna mistook him for an affair baby, and we *know* Zach isn't above experimenting on children...
Entering into evidence for my premonition; we know Zach and Elizabeth were persuaded by Michael to use the canon to under the promise he'd use it to stop some world ending threat (like it was intended to), one last time has a comet motif, comets do tend to end worlds. As to what I think it'll look like, psssh I dunno, per Jason's foreshadowing turns out Zach is a cursed soul too, so make him literal canon fodder I guess.
We already have Garte, Derek, and Terry, covering the bases of jerk fathers who 'meant well', what the Aphverse needs is a father who will stand ten toes down on his dog water decisions and a child who will stand ten toes down on hating his guts.
Thinking about them....
Honestly I'm can't say I'm surprised catface /aphmau's company uses Ai. I knew before poeple started to realy talk about it became Ai as a look to it that only Ai can do consistently. I just kinda didn't want to think about it
Or the fact Jason had to cut his paycheck to continue paying other people. I had a thought about YouTube changing it algorithm while ago, because a lot big YouTubers right now are getting less and less views.
And not to mention a lot of poeple in the aphmau Fandom do not care for mermaid tales so the viewership gets lower on every video.
I honesty think we're not getting season 7 and 8. They aren't making a lot of money especially with viewership and whatever loyal fans they had at least a quarter are now kinda done with them which just means less viewers.
I personally am upset about they use Ai, I find it upsetting but I'm way more worried about their financial situation (probably because I'm a bit of a parasocial fan) I'm just praying we don't get another when angles fall² situation but with more financial problems and now Ai.
I think we will be getting a part of season seven, two years is a long time to work on something, so I'd guess a handful of episodes are finished or nearly. I'd picture those getting released then a pause. Animation takes way longer than a Minecraft roleplay production wise.
Whether or not that handful of episodes will get enough views to avoid my predicted hiatus, I'm not sure. With the discourse around the art style, the Ai thing, and at least for me, hesitance to buy merch, I just dunno. There is something to be said about how well the side stories have done though.
Tldr; my prediction is, a few episodes, six month break, rest of season seven, possibly MID season two if it's *not* animated, and then a year to two years later season eight.
Cursed aphmau headcanon!!
since Garroth was turned into a werewolf instead of being born one, he has both human AND werewolf ears
Even more cursed; because she's half werewolf Aphmau did not have ears until she was turned.

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Well I was right, so that's a thing.
I feel bad for people who genuinely enjoyed cocomau, and feel blindsided by this. Like I said I had a hunch this whole time, but I do know a lot of people in the fandom watched the 'smp' for comfort.
This is some biblical ultimatum, get your childhood series back but in order to fund it the creators make AI slop for children. Kids deserve better than Ai entertaining them, they deserve things made with passion and love not stolen art and an absurd amount of water.
They had a lot of options beyond choosing this. They could've alternated between having their team of writers write scripted stuff and going back to how cocomau started; mod reviews. They could've finally backpedaled on daily uploads and started uploading on weekends. Yet, they landed on this one.
I dunno if this will affect how I consume the roleplays yet, depends on how the next few episodes of mermaid tales go. But I do know it'll affect what merch I buy, unless they confirm AI isn't used for creating merchandise ideas I don't think I'll be purchasing.
Wild to me celebrities and rich people in general feel safer flying on their private jets as if Alfred Lowenstein didn't get tossed out of one by his own staff.
At least on commercial if something happens there are hundreds of witnesses with cameras, and the perpetrator gets arrested upon landing.
Unlike Alfred Lowenstein, whose death resulted in zero arrests made even though he went up in a plane and did not come down in one.
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This is definitely me assuming, mainly because I dont have Instagram and cannot investigate the AI thing myself.
But when the 'must be okay using AI' job listing circulated I wanna say a year ago(?) I figured it was probably Cocomau that used AI for their scripts. I mean it made sense, Cocomau is as scripted as a role play and released more frequently due to not having minigames to break up the week. (Not to mention most of the titles sound like AI prompts.)
Actual roleplays took forever to come back, I would hope that Jess wouldn't be willing to hand over the reigns of her passion to a robot. I could be wrong though, I doubt we'll know until Jesson is forced to make a statement again.
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I like the idea of the main six all being immortal but not necessarily alicorns.
Fluttershy is easy, circle back to the bat pony thing + discord shenanigans.
Rainbow I think we can claim radiation of some kind from doing sonic rainbooms.
Applejack maybe making zap apples into some kind of elixir lowkey paralleling various magical apples from mythos.
Rarity, I'm not certain how but I want changeling shenanigans that end in her getting the butterfly wings back. Basically something in between an alicorn, a changeling, and her old self.
My idea for Pinkie is similar to Rainbow and Fluttershy, either we pivot to her having the same radiation thing Rainbow has from lowkey getting hit by the first rainboom, or the chaos magic she had for all of five seconds keeps her alive so long as she causes mass chaos every 5 to 10 years.
But I'd only want to see this if it was a follow up show that takes place years after G4, and like slowly over the episodes they reveal where each pony is now. For example in one episode a villain wants to acquire Applejack's Zap apple elixir, so now we have to guard old-young-lady Applejack.
No cause cloudsdale should have sued the heck outta those fillies