I was on a video call to my friends and I was feeling pretty tired so I told them that I was going to hang up so I could go and take a nap and then they all stared at me and in unison said, “You can’t go to sleep if you haven’t woken up yet,” and then I was viscerally thrown into the waking world in a cold sweat.

if you get a computer virus just download another one and they’ll kill eachother or maybe they’ll kiss or something

*screen goes black* the girls want privacy

just ate an edible hopefully i dont explode

This is a classic example of elevating the TikTok format. This radiates classic Vine energy.

This is legit what it’s like to have ANY digestive disorder or syndrome. OMG.

somebody PLEASE find the gif of the guy with the really stiff pants slamming a girl on a bed or whatever

Its the wrong trousers gromit!

Nobody in this GIF is moving like a real person

Happy new year everyone!

people REALLY don’t assassinate presidents and prime ministers like they used to

i'm that rat type, concealed inside his hat type, control his every act type,

literally have been obsessed with this the past half year

That purr is almost ethereal, my goodness