phukbang 3 recap because its hard to hold all of it in ur head at once
in case you missed it, phan is real
phil cut up a hoodie and dan is wearing it threatening nip at all moments of this video
you're my home slice (featuring love eyes lester)
whenever they order any food they pick their options based on the knowledge that the other person is going to eat half of their food. which explains so much about how dan feels banned forever from eating cheese and why his grandma cant get him chocolate for his birthday. and then phil said they lady and the tramp it
phil shows his toes kind of a lot in this one
the builder scam continues; all their floors have been removed
rare phouse angles
phil has a scar on his knee from falling over in a conservatory while vacuuming flies off the ceiling. ok
dan trying to move a dip to the worst possible spot on the table, dropping it on himself immediately and screaming
"KARMA IS A NASTY SLUT"
"we're gonna pop each other's cherries" i feel like this was an underrated one
dan doesnt make eye contact with anyone but phil. and we all know what he looks like making eye contact with phil
they ghosted mr. beast
a brand recruited dnp for pride content and fucking dropped them last minute?? you got dnp for pride 2026 post hard launch and fucking dropped them??!?!
they kissed in pinof 1 and footage of this was unlisted on phil's youtube channel for an unknown amount of time
they kissed in pinof 1 and footage of this was unlisted on phil's youtube channel for an unknown amount of time
dan's response to this was not "yes" or just "what" but "what, when the camera was recording?"
"your corn is my corn" "well we're not married yet"
phil fed dan garlic bread. kind of aggressively but i'll take it
phil had a shot with taylor swift/charli xcx/someone in little mix/other singer woman met during the bbc era and fumbled a "GENERATIONAL" bag by being gay and stressed. and it was NOT ariana grande this time
tonberry christmas plush cameo.
the ad segment implies the pinof kiss was related to the tackle, which maybe is the most thing they've ever done in an ad? theyve done so much in ads
theyre not humping on stage this time. it might be worse
dan made a crazy noise biting into his pizza "truffle slut bite" that i havent seen anyone mention yet
phil wanted to find their first ever instagram dm to each other "in case it's cute". kill me bro. also why would you check instagram instead of twitter
a somewhat hot random man walked into their apparently unlocked house while they were doing the dishes and singing cher lloyd together because he thought there was a party
they're foreshadowing lowkey solo project era 2 but we dont worry about that now because they'll be collaboratively gay no matter what. like maybe phil will write a stage play for dan to star in because dan wants to try doing more acting stuff. okay man.
neither of them are 100% committed to each other. okay man
their child would be nonbinary and named moss
phil has been commando the whole video in his sonic pjs. thanks man
