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No, it hasn’t.

#fleabag #it fucking hasn’t

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biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

BREAKFAST

pumpkan

Me: waiting for any form of public transport

Rain: starts

Some deep dark part of my brain that never forgot the first night vale episode: 👀🕐🚌🌧🌧🕐🕐🚌🌧

makingtrouble

It's my cat's birthday (anniversary of me getting him) so I told him the story of his life while petting him real good

Highlights include:

For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.

Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.

Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.

I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.

I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.

Now you've lived with me for five years. Five is like the number of toe beans on one of your feet. When I clip your nails five is when we're halfway done. But we're hopefully not even halfway done with how long we get to be together. I'm gonna have to figure out new ways to help you count.

makingtrouble

Actually I've decided this is a poem

ecrivainsolitaire

Does your cat think they took your balls away

makingtrouble

He doesn't think much at all <3

kaijuno

wizardshark

This is because snow doesn't bounce sound waves like concrete does. When the world is like this it's LITERALLY quieter. The snow muffles sound

wizardshark

lot of you guys want to bleed to death in this photo!

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tranniephannie

the interviewer clocking dan’s extreme yapping tendencies and trying to adress a question directly to phil (only for dan to still do most of the talking) was quite funny to me

#dan and phil

fishtanktinsel

god those 8 minutes had everything. “power couple”. pharriage discussion completely unprovoked. dan saying sentences no one has ever said before including “for people that are bicurious it was like their flat earth”. clueless but Trying interviewer with phannie coworkers in the back. cute shoulder touch. saying “twink” and “male podcast” on the news. phil therapy avoidance. martyn catching strays for no reason.

#dan and phil

lyraisnotonfire

are you a bee? because after we FUCK..

#dan and phil

flowercrowndnp

interviewer: does youtube pay well for you guys?

dan: so me and phil kind of have to get married actually

#dan and phil

divaathatsscience

the little bow on dan’s tshirt. can anyone hear me. DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT TO DO

#dan howell #what is she wearing

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danisnots

no one:

absolutely no one:

dan howell: SO ANYWAY ABOUT MARRYING PHIL

#dan and phil #baby no one was talking about that

diphowell

power couple, dan and phil

#dan and phil

inkyjett

i want that top so badly

#he has a name

eddycocaine

"partner in crime" and the crime? sodomy

thegreatlearning

I just realized that a lot of my followers don’t even know my whole deal

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