Me? Tired? Yes.

its friday the 13th babes

friday the 13th is upon us once again girlies

worst thing people did was turn the incredibly personal experience of being lgbt into strict definitions and rules and then ridicule and harass others who don't fit into their neat boxes, as if that isn't what we were trying to run away from this whole time.

I'm handwash only do NOT put me in that fucking mashine

*reads the advice after I already put you in the machine* Oops

i. am so small.

the FUNNIEST part of Trump selling shitty NFTs today is that it was hyped up with him talking about a “big announcement” and I saw reporters trying to take it seriously like “omg he’ll announce his VP pick” nope! more scams! Have fun reporting THAT

He managed to take the NF part out of NFTs I’m dying

“here’s what to pack in a bag to give to homeless people: first you-“ MONEY. GIVE THEM MONEY. it’s fucking money.

a homeless person on the street will not appreciate being given a fucking can of soggy green beans that they cannot open and an entire plastic container of peanuts. they fucking need money. give them money. if you want to help homeless people GIVE THEM MONEY

“they’re just going to spend it on drugs- if i buy food for them that won’t happen” i cannot tell you how much i do not care.

Fs for the USA

explaining purchasing power collapse to an american: imagine no burger

Oh my loooord

This is just too damn weird and just weird not to reblog.

you fucking bet it does

yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*

Is there a transfem version?!?

Nonbinary version?