Lost In The Sauce

nobody numa numas like they used to

(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....

(flirting) what's every single thing you've ever thought

“you get frightened far too easily” i’m actually part horse on my mother’s side

call me horse the way i just. Get soso startled

in class and we were told to pull up chatgpt on our laptops to experiment with and the guy in front of me pulled up a deli menu and started looking at sandwiches

friendly reminder its never too late to transition. idc if you go from peepaw to meemaw its never too late

official cephalopod post

deciding one day that you want to build a life for yourself is so scary. like damn I really want to live… I’m new to this. where do I even begin

genuinely sickening to think about how men pop up out of holes in the ground and you have to swing a mallet and hit them over the head to get them to stop