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The knife scene! For @voidgirl2005!

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update
hi guys! i wanted to say hello again to those who are still active. it's sad to see that the swedes community/fandom died a bit but so did the show i fear.
anyways, i'm back here on this blog wanting to see if there are any survivors. feel free to shoot me a message or reblog if you are active.
xoxo,
swedish lavender
im here, still alive!!
yay! hows it been??
update
hi guys! i wanted to say hello again to those who are still active. it's sad to see that the swedes community/fandom died a bit but so did the show i fear.
anyways, i'm back here on this blog wanting to see if there are any survivors. feel free to shoot me a message or reblog if you are active.
xoxo,
swedish lavender
I need more ikea mafia๏ผ๏ผ๏ผ๏ผ
Ooh Damn I donโt think I shared these with you..... these... yeah I canโt explain them my dudes.
You can see Oscar is top frog and top otter too, actually.

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NSFW Alphabet: Axel The Swede
A = Aftercare (What theyโre like after sex)
Axel is a very accommodating man by default. He takes care of you with no questions asked. He usually does so silently, already knowing what you need.
B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and their partnerโs)
He loves your face, more specifically your jaw line. Tracing his finger along it and ending at your chin to tilt your head up is how most things get started. He is a fan of his own ass. He knows you love it and will use it to his advantage.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically)
He is pleasantly surprised when you cum unexpectedly. He hates when you warn him, relishing in the spontaneous feeling of you cuming on his hand most times.
D = Dirty secret (A dirty secret of theirs)
He first got turned on by you when you held a knife to his throat.
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what theyโre doing?)
Not much. Heโs seen porn over and over enough, but you were his first.
F = Favorite position (This goes without saying)
He loves it against a wall. He is the definition of a switch, so it doesnโt matter whoโs pinning who.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)
Heโs serious over anything else. Heโs rarely ever anything but.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
He takes care of himself. He didnโt before he met you, but now he has someone to perform for. The carpet does indeed match the drapes to a tee.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Heโs more spontaneous than romantic. There will the the odd occasion where heโll cook dinner and take things slow to last out the night, but itโs usually a sudden moment of passion.
J = Jack off (Masturbation headcanon)
He doesnโt often unless on missions. If heโs out in the field and something reminds him of you then he has to take the night to think of you.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
Choke him against the wall and pull his hair, or heโll do it to you. Heโs not picky.
L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)
He loves shower or sauna sex. Itโs perfectly set up and he often showers with you anyway.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
When he first gets home, it doesnโt matter what youโre doing, the arousal of being an assassin is fresh in his mind and he needs to fuck right then and there.
N = No (Something they wouldnโt do, turn offs)
He would not be interested in bondage of any kind. He just has a bad feeling about it.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
He is very willing to give, but he loves to receive. Even if itโs an off day and you donโt do well, he loves if. He can pull at your hair and let out his frustration with it.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough or slow and sensual? etc.)
He can take his time, but he prefers a faster pace.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
He is very adamant about quickies. Itโs his favorite way to do things.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)
He is not much of a risk taker. The biggest risk heโs taken is with locations.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)
He can go all night if youโre going slow, but at his usual pace he can only go a handful of rounds.
T = Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them on a partner or themselves?)
He does not have toys, he wouldnโt even be able to tell what one was if you asked him.
U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)
He doesnโt tease. He wants you to cum as fast as you can.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
He is not a vocal man in everyday life, and that transfers to the bedroom. When he moans, itโs in your ear just for you to hear what you can do to him.
W = Wild card (A random headcanon for the character)
He likes watching porn with you and either getting each other off or masturbating to yourselves.
X = X-ray (Letโs see whatโs going on under those clothes)
A relatively average lad, a bit slender though.
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
If you havenโt been around each other in a while, youโll be like rabbits for the next few days. However, if heโs been home for awhile it doesnโt happen too often.
Z = Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Heโs trained to fall asleep quickly out of necessity, so heโs out right away. Youโll often drift off admiring his face and playing with his hair.
Shoutout to all the ikea fam members still kicking around, I know weโre getting few and far between half a year into this completely headcanon based fandom, in all honesty even Iโm getting stretched a little thin myself, but hey at least thereโs still a few of us left..... I think ๐
YES IM STILL HERE ๐ญโค๏ธ
I may not post but I read ur guys's stuff and I love it and I love all of u
I FRICKEN LOVE AND THINK OF YOU GUYS ALL THE TIME ๐ค๐ญ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ฆ๐ฆ
despite my life being SHIT rn i love this little group :) ill only leave if you guys leave :)๐คโจ๐ค
But that's mostly an illusion
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I will gut punch anyone who goes out of their way to infringe Jason, Tom or Krisโs privacy. They are people with their own lives and they owe us as a fanbase nothing. Respect them and remember your place. Thank you :)
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but it got a little depressing

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A sketch of Otto with his hair tied!
Ah shit he looks younger here but goddamn I really wanna draw Otto with his hair tied so ๐๐ โ
Iโm gonna be inactive this week cause of my preliminary exams. So this might be my last drawing post for this week.ย
Take all the time you need Ber! ๐๐
@berbear good luck on your exams!!!! Thank you for sharing another amazing piece with us!!!!
@snippychicke right?! They are so good, every time I cry at how nice it is!! ๐
I hope everyone does good on their exams and school work and in life!! ๐
If anyone needs support, we are here for you!! โค๏ธ
axel-otl
Oscar may be baby boy or whatever but that beard shadow ainโt fooling me ๐๐ like okay sir I see you ๐
bby boi with a beard
Hey guys
Centaur swedes. That is all
fanart anyone?
@itsminorine?
what is a hobby you would all like to start/take up? ๐ค
I would love try and start writing my own poems, but never seem to get to it. :)
-Otto :)
I would be up to hiking at least every weekend but there's not enough time.
-A
Arson
-Oscar
KXJAHDHAHSB OSCAR OMG
What do you even plan to burn???
Everything
-Oscar
EVRRYTHING?!?!?!? EVEN PEOPLE????? Bc if so are reginald hargreeves and The Handler at the top of that list bc they better be
Even people. Those are most fun and I'm open to suggestions
-Oscar
...on a less chaotic note, Peter would be delighted to acompany axel on any and all hikes :)
Plz he needs a hiking buddy
-Ave

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Uhhh hello Iโm back
So I kinda got tired of 1. Not drawing and 2. Not capturing likeness sooooo.... I dug down within me and found my realism roots again and uhhh yea enjoy โค๏ธ
Okay okay Iโm really proud I still remember how to capture likeness ๐. I have been becoming increasingly frustrated at my inability to recreated faces in a way that pleases me, so I broke out the good olโ ref image and went to work in a style like I had been doing earlier this year. Ik this isnโt funky and stylized but Iโm happy with it so I hope you are too :))
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Please donโt repost thanks :)
Oscar may be baby boy or whatever but that beard shadow ainโt fooling me ๐๐ like okay sir I see you ๐