SwankyOpe

Long Beach! Tonight I'm on this show with some really funny comics. 7pm. Come hangout! (at Apostrophe Books)

Special guest Scott Dogg dropped in!! #scottdogg #maxblooms

Tonight I'm on the Goonies Comedy show. Too many funny bammas on this lineup. 9pm. #swanky

HUGE thanks to the students of #fortlewis and #embryriddle for having me! Shows were sooo much fun! You guys were amazing! Until next time! #Spagehtti #Swanky (at Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport)

Found this on a seat at my gate. Either someone was saving it or this is a remnant of a successful child abduction. (at Dorango, CO)

Best flight ever! Slept like a baby because I knew Rachele would deal with any terrorists #swanky (at Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport)

#tbt to the first pair of overly priced sneakers I ever owned. The dada cdubbz! They were reflective so your haters could see how jealous they looked #swanky

This could be us but my elephant is in the shop...and you playing #swanky #thiscouldbeusbutyouplayin #elephant

#tbt to when @daneachus invited me to his new alternative book club.

Huuuge thank you to the students of University of Northern Texas! Y'all were a blast! #meangreen #swanky (at University of North Texas)

This could be us be you playing #thiscouldbeusbutyouplayin #art (at Dallas Museum of Art)

Tonight I'm on this dope show. With a dope lineup. With a dope flyer 7pm. Come hangout. #swanky

I don't know which way to swipe... #confederateflag #tinder

#tbt when I used to be the best athlete the school had ever seen! #recess #childhood

This bamma is not a fan of the jokes that I'm writing. #swanky#hatersgonnahate (at The Library Coffee House in Long Beach, Ca)