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@swampcrotch
Flora creamed this team, R.I.P.

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[Image cap: a two page spread with the lyrics to Fangs ânâ Thangs spread across it. Thereâs a little vignette of the clouds parting to show the full moon next to the title, and ink splatters dot the pages. On the first page thereâs a vampire in leggings and a sweater looking hopeful clutching her cellphone to her chest. In the top half of the second page is a werewolf, humanoid, hairy, with a canine snout and ears, wearing boots, shorts and a tank top, studded bracelets, and a bob haircut. Sheâs doing a sick skateboard trick. Below that, among the words is a skull on a skateboard, a rose clutched between its teeth. End image description.]
Babe, I Secrete For You
[image is a 2-page spread with the lyrics to Babe, I Secrete for You with stylized droplets of liquid clinging to the surface of the white pages like raindrops on a window pane. On the bottom of the second page is a frog, sitting and contemplating her webbed front foot. Alongside her it says âWhen your fingers are webbed together, you really have no choice but to go straight to fisting. Good thing my hands are small.â end image description.]
Fangs âNâ Thangs
We met on a new moon I was out for a bite Broke through my eternal gloom You dropped by the next night Started hangin at my crypt Occasionally But you come over when you want And you never text me! You burn me like the sun Iâm feelin like Iâve died Wonât you text me, hun? Or is it that youâve lied? I predate phones But I can still hit âsendâ You can turn into a wolf But not a real girlfriend You could text me on a new moon Some night when you have thumbs But I know youâll dig me up soon And we can grave rub Iâll keep my ears perked Just give me a call I can fly over In no time at all!! You burn me like the sun Iâm feelin like Iâve died Wonât you text me, hun? Or is it that youâve lied? Iâm old as hell but I can still send a text Iâm not your booty call I didnât die to have sex! You burn me like the sun Iâm feelin like Iâve died Wonât you text me, hun? Or is it that youâve lied? Or is it that youâve lied? OR IS IT THAT YOUâVE LIED?
INTESTINAL FLORA
You have a mean team and you're feelinâ tough, The whistle blows and itâs time to get rough! But thereâs a choir of screams and you look back, your team's getting creamed and you're about to eat track!
She's a gut punch! Queen of the rink! Intestinal Flora, No time to think!! She's a fishnet burn, She's comin' for ya, Everyone look out, It's INTESTINAL FLORA!!
she's fast as lightning, rolls like thunder, meet her in the rink and you'll be six feet under!! she's murder on skates, chaos in a skirt get out of her way, or you're in for some hurt!
She's a gut punch! Queen of the rink! Intestinal Flora, No time to think!!
She's a fishnet burn, She's comin' for ya, Everyone look out, It's INTESTINAL FLORA!!
she's the jammer and you're gonna be jam, she's coming through like a battering ram! If you're with her in the rink, prepare to die, don't get too close or you'll lose an eye!
She's a gut punch! Queen of the rink! Intestinal Flora, No time to think!!
she'll break on through, skate you down and then INTESTINAL FLORA WINS AGAIN!!!

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Babe, I Secrete For You
Youâre so magic in bed Like a wizard giving head How do you do the Things you do? Babe, oh babe⌠I secrete for you! Frog girlfriends Weâve got mucus On our skin Makes for a natural lubricant Babe, oh babe I secrete for you! (Chorus) I love the way you make me feel Amphibious chemistry Connection so real! If we werenât so Damp, weâd spark!! I secrete for you! I secrete for you! The things you do to me Threaten to destroy! Babe, oh babeâŚ. I secrete for you! Love that frog fist Love that slimy kiss Babe, oh babe⌠I secrete for you!! (chorus) Itâs a natural phenomenon⌠But you really turn me on Where nature leaves off You pick up Babe, oh babeâŚ. I secrete for you I donât know if Frogs mate for life But all I know is Youâve stolen my sight! All I see is you Iâll secrete for you! (chorus)
[a two page spread with the lyrics to Intestinal Flora, a bloodstained helmet with a frog stuck to the front on the left, Flora is kicking another derby player in the groin from behind on the right]
I predate phones but I can still hit send
You can turn into a wolf but not a real girlfriend??
from a @swampcrotch song about a vampire whose werewolf girlfriend wonât text her back
( @lockylock came up with (the best) part of this song)
Acid vagina! Acid vagina! I've got poison inside Acid vagina! Acid vagina! It drips down from my mind. I keep burning through All of my intimates. You should look elsewhere If you're looking for some Hot tips... I can't keep a partner for More than 5 minutes Cuz I've got an ACID VAGINA, ACID VAGINA I've got poison inside ACID VAGINA, ACID VAGINA It drips down from my mind. I've got a friend in my anxiety It creates toxic fumes Inside of me They're not allowed to escape From my mouth So they leak down outta My south That's why I got a... ACID VAGINA, ACID VAGINA I've got poison inside ACID VAGINA, ACID VAGINA It drips down from my mind
parts of âAcid Vaginaâ
hey yâall! weâve been absent for a hot second but weâre back with new lyrics! stay tuned!

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Freaky Ghost Spread for Freaky Ghost Bed!
[image description: a two page spread, all of it is drawn in black ink with screen-tone dots to add grays. The left page is a two panel comic. The first panel is a frog wearing boxer-briefs on an Ouija board, her paws are on the planchette, and the number 6 is visible through the hole in the middle. In the second panel the 9 is visible instead, and a speech bubble issues from the frog saying âOH MY!â the dot on the exclamation point is a heart. On the right page is a lit candle  on a black field, to the right of it are the lyrics to Freaky Ghost Bed (linked) in a handwriting font.]
I just noticed I've been writing image caps in a gender-neutral way for this but all the characters I draw for swamp crotch stuff are meant to be women, because for me SC is about being a lesbian. I want it to be accessable for all lgbt wlw, hence the caps, but uh, sorry for being so vague
[the text in caps reads âIâve been going on a lot of online dates lately so I bought myself a shirt to get my biggest flaw out there right away.â below is a drawing of a black T-shirt with âhot but boring written on itâ
Why the FUCK do you have that thing? And where do you think you're gonna put it? And while we're on the subject of me and your dick... I really think we just SHOULDN'T. Your strap-on is fucking massive; You expect me to melt and be passive. But I'm shaking like a leaf, Your dildo's huge beyond belief. I just had to write a song about it!
A Really Long Song About Your Really Long Strap-On
she's murder on skates! chaos in a skirt! get out if her way or you're in for some hurt!! she's fast as lightening, rolls like thunder, meet her in the rink and you'll be six feet under!!
first verse of Intestinal Flora

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Lyrics by @power-skunk, illustration by @lockylock, aka @mmitchellartÂ
Iâm planning these layouts as if I could get it printed on US Legal size 8.5X14in because I want to be able to print the album covers at around 6X6in or close to CD size. idk if/where we could get that printed. I need people who know zines to give me wisdom.
image description: a two-page spread with âApologies From Mike Huntâ written roughly in brush across the top. on the left hand page are the lyrics (published in text previously on our blog) written over an empty bed. On the right hand page is a black and white drawing of two figures in bed from above. The song title is in a speech bubble issuing from a figure looking at the camera looking tired and regretful. The other figure is turned away, eyes shut, looking annoyed.
We met at a bar You were playing guitar and I thought I'd introduce you We talked for a while and I liked your smile but It wasn't enough for him, too I thought you should get together with Mike Hunt But instead you got the displeasure of Mike Hunt This is an all-call! Mike dropped the ball! So, apologies from Mike Hunt It's my fault he's frigid It's not that you're not gifted So, apologies from Mike Hunt We conversed in bed But it went over his head I guess there was something he missed I think you're smart, But just from the heart, You're not that cunning a linguist You put too much pressure on Mike Hunt Just give up altogether on Mike Hunt This is an all-call! Mike dropped the ball!! So, apologies from Mike Hunt It's my fault he's frigid It's not that you're not gifted So, apologies from Mike Hunt This is an all-call! Mike dropped the ball! So, apologies from Mike Hunt It's my fault he's frigid It's not that you're not gifted So, apologies from Mike Hunt As you can see, we almost never agree So, apologies from Mike Hunt I'm sorry about Mike Hunt. Please don't stay in touch with Mike Hunt. We're a package deal, me and Mike Hunt
Apologies from Mike Hunt