p h a n t o m s w a g

" ....I feel like I'm surrounded by a bunch of lolis and shotas. Either that or really immature young adults which is...saddening. "

Ethan get off my mountain. Before I get Blastoise to do unspeakable things to you.

Kid I know you want this but sadly, you can't have it. Run along now and do whatever you little shota boys do these days

" ..My hat I guess. It's pretty handy if I do say so myself. "