AnalThrasher69

I dont even jerk off i just think

I wont lie to you I lost my dual pistols if you see dual pistols anywhere they are mine 

They’re parachuting into a warzone and they’re infantry so it’s not a war crime if machine gun fire takes them out. This is likely the last words they spoke to each other

never thought of it like that, thats insane. god bless our soldiers

youre pissing me off

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

Fall Guys are like invasive among us! Right guys! Who's with me! Who's with me!

Not funny 👎

I can't currently even formulate anything stronger than "I'll kill you". Please threaten yourself for me

I'M GOING TO SAW OFF MY FEET

nothing is worse than software that tells people when I’m online or when I read their message or when I’m typing something. I always want to be as unknowable in my silence as god

the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.

my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think