svgar-noire

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

“I’m getting back in line.”

BLESS ME PATRICK

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

@billshitposts

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

Ok so it actually worked cause we got served with an eviction and owe $1739 and we have like 1300 and my moms friend said hes gonna pau the rest that we owe and take us out to dinner

I counting on you lol

When your SD tries to kiss you in public 💀

Why wouldn’t they have you call to schedule yourself?

He is friends with the surgeon so he wanted to slide me into his schedule but it doesn't matter anymore cause he just sent me a link to do it myself. Thanks everyone for the feedback though! 😊

I'm the white girl taking a picture of her

This is so cute 😩

*faints*

YES! Persistence always wins! @vixen-canela I love this!!!

I needed this... I'm trying to be more bold and start freestyling but I'm so nervous 😅

Men are so weak when it comes to sex and pretty women. If you want something from them just place your hand on their crotch, or tease them sexually in any other way and then ask them for what you want in a sexy and sultry voice. It works every time TBH. Or ask them right after they’ve finished. Weak weak weak but it works in my favor so whatever.

EVERY DAMN TIME

YES