No Seminary, No Flock, No Problem

Fellow The Office fans, if you are a Gabe enjoyer, and/or a Zach Woods enjoyer in general, what are your thoughts on the mockumentary Mascots? As a whole or just his character, either way.

My dog has been watching this reality/documentary show about farm vets. There is almost nothing but uncensored gore. Who the fuck let this air? The tone is exactly the same as a normal vet show for all ages. It airs all day.

Making out. Making love. These are acceptable phrases. Lovemaking is an acceptable word. Outmaking is just nonsense.

I have made a horrible mistake. I have cleaned out my fridge. Trash run will now require two wagons. Thank God i own two wagons.

"Just a little longer" i mutter through clenched teeth as yet another thing gets in the way of my writing.

The social acceptability of announcing you have to go potty goes away at around 3-5 and comes back around 30.

HAPPY GAY MONTH THE MONTH OF GAY

I hurt my knees on the waterslide last week and i thought it would stop hurting by now. Genuinely concerned. I think my bones might be bruised from hitting the concrete at the bottom (water was too shallow). Probably shouldn't have done it twice.

I think its important that the internet be aware that my dog steals my blankies. He is already cozy and covered but it is never enough. He also forces his head under my hand for pets and then pushes my hand away when i give him the pets he just demanded.

There are tags i want to block but i dont wanna type those things with my own thumbs into the thingy that blocks tags

It would be super cool and awesome if my dog would let me take care of his hygiene without a fight.

Everyone is legally required to imagine their blorbo in a maid outfit, whether sexy or cute. I dont make the rules.

Being a grown-up is bullshit. Can't even pull all-nighters anymore cause no sleepies makes tumtum hurty. I got shit to do, i dont have time to go nap nap. But if i dont go nap nap, i cant function anyway. You see my predicament.