I’m a slut for wholemeal bread and don’t you forget it

Went and saw Dita von Teese but this dumb ass forgot how blind she is and sat too far away from the stage and I couldn’t even see anything and there were so so many glittery sparkly stones that my astigmatism was RUINING MY LIFE. Anyway it was a phenomenal show and tbh didn’t know that I needed a duet striptease to Sharp Dressed Man by ZZ Top (WITH WHIPS) but now I know my life will never be the same. Kiss kiss kiss

I know I’m coming off resentful and it feels sudden, I promise you that I am trying not to be, and it would make sense for you to think that it’s connected to that one thing from last week but the truth is that you’ve spent the last 9 months talking about yourself and your problems and while I’ve always been happy to listen it’s started to become overwhelming with everything else that I have going on in my own life. It’s barely fair for me to be annoyed about this because you wouldn’t know… because we only ever talk about you now… and I know that my stuff has always been frivolous to you but it was nice to think this friendship was two sided. The worst part is I can’t even say anything about it because you’re not in a mentally stable place and it won’t go well but I miss my friend dude

Singing Frankie Valli off key at the top of my lungs in the car with the windows down on this cold winters night

I can feel the return of Spring in the essence of my being, my heart and soul are defrosting, readying myself to bloom in time with the flowers.

I really genuinely with my whole pussy believe we should bring back mixed tapes for our friends and lovers

Yes I have seen the trailer for Wicker and yes I am so excited thank u for asking

System of a Down is touring and they always remind me of Kyle. Reminds me I need to live more recklessly.