Surreal Beanie Babies

Doby the Doberman says "bite me, I'm into it"

Fleece the lamb says "reply hazy, try again later"

Bernie the Saint Bernard says "eventually, you will fail"

Crunch the shark says "have you checked the children?"

Wrinkles the bulldog says "I'm in constant pain"

Spike the rhinoceros says "humanity ruins everything"

Sparky the dalmatian says "you are unique, just like everyone else"

Sly the fox says "you were a mistake"

Scottie the scottish terrier says "is anyone in kansas anymore?"

Scoop the pelican says "grief tastes better than you think"

Rover the dog says "in dog years, you're ugly"

Righty the elephant says "my platform? leave every child behind"

Libearty the bear says "the american dream is dead"

Lefty the donkey says "a vote for me is a vote for me"

Curly says "your dreams have been replaced with advertising"

Freckles the leopard says "you cannot kill me in a way that matters"

Congo the gorilla says "embrace your inhibitions"