Dumbass Passing

Brennan, as a young boy: It's Pride, bitch!

medical professionals when a patient advocates for themselves in a medical setting (x100 if that patient is a part of any minority): damn. you’re a hypochondriac crazy bitch who has every mental illness and is seeking every narcotic in existence. that’s the only reason you’d be disappointed in the care you’re receiving here. in retaliation, we will be even less helpful and less sympathetic. our jobs are hard. people are dying. we don’t have time to deal with anyone who is slightly inconvenient for us.

half full water bottle left behind on the floor of a public bus: *rolls around*

I have had so many bad takes on this post and not only is this a breath of fresh air, I’m gonna kiss you for it, you get me

'Feline Beauty'

my cat bit me with a mouthful of water once

No one is doing well right now, but being a little critter right now has got to be terrifying. This is such a crushing series of images, especially considering PBS’s funding got slashed. While I’m happy Sesame Street continues to keep the wellbeing and education of children as a major priority, there’s a certain amount of innocence that Sesame Street represents and this is giving me such a visceral feeling rn

Yep, I made a frutiger aero soft soap alien… 💧🐠🤍🫧🧼

“bits to use in everyday conversations”