Welcome To Hell

Corn w long hair + Clam w short hair

“Why is it only the crazy ones that notice things?”

“It’s amazing. You don’t seem at all concerned this plan is a poorly constructed tapestry of lies”

“You know what’s good after a long depressing run? BOOZE!”

“We really need to talk about your kleptomania…”

“Hey kitty, can I borrow this?” “That’s fine but why?” “…I don’t know…”

“…You could do a lot of good in this world if you put your minds to more practical use.”

“I’VE CREATED LIFE!”

“Eh, if it’s important it’ll come back to bite us.”

“I’ve got holes in me D:.”

“KITTY WE’VE GOT EGGS.”

“I WILL NOT LET YOU TAKE MAH VILLAAAAGE!”

“Yeah, I will rule you all with an iron fork.”

“Well aren’t you just a new and interesting addition to the universe…”

“A bird flew through my window and that is a terrible omen.” *is a bird, currently climbing through a window*

“Zombies? Amroq?…Zombie Amroq?! D:”

“I received a very…ominous premonition” “A sneeze and a cloud.”

“Never so immediately have I regretted giving advice.”

“Those kids shouldn’t be playing with knives!”