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A snippet of Wu Xie and Zhang Qiling's conversation regarding The Mystic Nine's promise of guarding the bronze door from the new dmbj audio drama (x)

Translation of the conversation based on Merebear's translation below:

Zhang Qiling:

我已经是张家最后的张起灵，以后所有的日子，都必须由我来守护。不过，既然你来了这里，我还是和你说，十年之后，如果你还能记得我，你可以打开这个青铜巨门来接替我。 I am the last Zhang Qiling of the Zhang family, and I must be the guardian in the days to come. Since you are here, however, I want to tell you that ten years from now, if you still remember me, you can open this huge bronze door to replace me.

Wu Xie:

等等。你是说，老九门是要轮流的。你们张家已经轮了好几辈子？ Wait a minute. You mean, the Mystic Nine takes turns, and your Zhang family has been rotating for several generations? 那如果不是这种情况，按照承诺，老九门到现在，应该是轮到谁？ If that’s the case, then according to the promise, whose turn is it now?

Zhang Qiling:

你。 Yours.

Wu Xie:

我？你是说，原本应该是我进到这个青铜门后面去待上十年时间？ Mine？Do you mean that I should go behind this bronze door and stay there for ten years?

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I have so many questions but I am NOT complaining. It’s kind of fun seeing Zeng Shunxi playing this kind of character when the only other two roles I’ve seen him play are Wu Xie and Fang Duobing.

Y’know if Wu Laogou included all this in the Daomu Biji, I get the feeling it would’ve read more like Donna’s Diary in ‘Mamma Mia!’

And I guess that answers my question about how Zhang Qishan slid out of leading the Mystic Nine.

Anyway, scene of all time. No notes. I’m not interpreting this any other way than these two being exes now.

The lack of dogs in the Wu future is distressing. What happened to all the good boys and girls???

I love her already. Even though I think Wu Laogou is in the right when it comes to dealing with Zhang Qishan (wife kidnapping aside), I love how she claps back at him. I mean it is kind of rich for Zhang Qishan to come to Wu Laogou for help after everything. But I’m so down for the polycule rebuilding itself.

Absolute Queen, she’s an icon. I hope we see a lot of her.

Isn’f this the lady who turns into the woman who’s an asshole in Ultimate Note? After all this, I still may not like her in Ultimate Note but I kind of understand how she got to that point if these were the things she was dealing with back in the day.

Okay Grandpa Wu, look at him being all suave. Also, we know for a fact that Wu Xie’s grandad DIDN’T marry Huo Xiangu and she doesn’t like Wu Xie so how is this relationship going to go horribly wrong 😬

And if this relationship goes hella wrong this casting does explain why she’s so vicious to Wu Xie in particular in Ultimate Note. Because now he has the same face as his grandad.

And I actually love Zhang Qishan and Yin Xinyue’s relationship, and actually Wu Laogou and Huo Xiangu (so far before it inevitably implodes) so I’m counting the current extended polycule between them as a massive win for the bisexuals. Can’t wait to keep mapping out this polycule it’s amazing atm.

I’m gonna see if I can match the people to their character in the title sequence as I meet them. So far these are my guesses.

I can’t work out who Wu Laogou is though of the options that are left.

I love the Wu Clan and their doggies already. Although that does make me wonder what the fuck happened for the Wu Clan to be extremely lacking in dogs in the future.

I will seriously enjoy it if this woman kills this old man. Like, she probably won’t but please I need him gone already he’s so slimy and icky.

Might seem a bit strange but because Zeng Shunxi has played Wu Xie my brain is trying to line his behaviour up with how Zhu Yilong portrayed an older Wu Xie in Sound of Providence. Also, Wu Laogou, don’t you currently hate Zhang Qishan?

And yet you’re throwing him winks, blatantly showing off, and showed up in THAT outfit. I mean I know Huo Xiangyu is here too but this feels like another ‘look how well I’m doing without you’ glow up appearance.

Seriously guys 😭 Idk Zhang Qishan maybe you can get your third back??? Wu Laogou doesn’t seem to be as over as you as he keeps acting like he is.

THE DOG IS JUST SO FREAKING CUTE ISTG IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO THEM IM GONNA MAKE JOHN WICK LOOK LIKE A PACIFIST.

So if Pingxie make their relationship everyone’s problem by being ridiculously married, and Heihua make their situationship everyone’s problem by being borderline R Rated with their flirting, Shangou’s (I’m going with this until corrected) dramatic bisexual asses are making their break up everyone’s problem by whatever the fuck this was.

I will say though, it’s a little funny and sad that the Zhang Clan of the past played such a big role in investigating cryptic cases when, from what I’ve seen in the main timeline, they’ve all basically become cryptids themselves and their own patriarch is like Cryptid #1.

So he can’t read (yet) but he writes the Daomu Biji, no one’s doing it like him. Is the polycule gonna teach him how to read? I’m guessing that means Wu Laogou isn’t the scholar in the opening credits at any rate.

Zhang Qishan, you gotta remember that your ex-boyfriend and your other maybe ex-boyfriend aren’t Zhang’s 😭

Excuse me what the actual fuck is that

He’s getting sucked back in. Hopefully the reason Xiangu and Laogou break up isn’t because he reconnects with Zhang Qishan because I’m still kinda down for their relationship even though I know it’s doomed ;-;

Okay, listen. I know that Foba (?) is a really popular ship here but I’m kinda enjoying what these two have going on as well 😭 how large is this polycule? Is the ship name for these two BaYu?

Incredible that even when one of them isn’t there they’re still making whatever’s wrong with them everyone else’s problem.

Did this show really just imply that Qishan and Laogou are basically two sides of the same coin? Also, I’m down for Ba Ye being involved in the polycule too (though atm I’m mainly shipping him masked Zhang). I’m trying to figure out how he feels about all this since he tired avoiding Zhang Qishan at all costs but he’s nowhere near as antagonistic towards him as Wu Laogou is.

I mean it feels like Zhang Qishan fucked up the relationship there too but nowhere near as extreme.

I SWEAR TO CHRIST IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO THAT DOG-

They’re getting their groove back on. Maybe they’ll have bonded after they get out of this place! If Daomu Biji has taught me anything it’s that tombs make excellent date spots. And I’m sorry but all roads lead back to Heihua I’m afraid.

Nooo let Ba Ye sing the praises of Zhang Xiaoyu…

Wu Xie, gonna be frank, maybe you shouldn’t do a spit take when the girl you want to marry brings up a marriage palanquin. And uuuuughhhh knowing that these two aren’t going to work out this feels like hella foreshadowing for their inevitable break up. It’s like a guillotine waiting to come down at any point in this show.

I’m still trying to determine what kind of relationship Ba Ye and Zhang Qishan have in th polycule because they’re not exes in the same way Wu Laogou and Zhang Qishan are but Ba Ye was NOT happy to hear from him.

OOH I LOVED GETTING SOME SNIPPETS ABOUT THE OTHER MEMBERS OF THE NINE GIMME MORE OF THEM. I cant wait for the others to get involved in the plot as well. Also, from what I’ve gathered about Mystic Nine 1, Zhang Qishan and Eryue Hong were the main popular ship there?

Also thank you to @crimsonblue31 who told me that the titles in the intro go through in number order. So Wu Laogou is the Wandering Hero and, if I’m counting the seat numbers correctly in the group shot, Xie Yuchen’s grandad is the Scholar.

WHERE IS THE FLUFFY BOY

I love Qi Tiezui he’s so funny. I kind of love how he was basically treating their trip down the waterway as a borderline slumber party with the way he was trying to talk to the other two and completely missing the skulls in the ceiling.

What did he do wrong 😭😭😭 he got the skull just like you asked for.

I’m sorry. Zhang Qishan and Wu Laogou are doing a “ritual” officiated by Ba Ye at an altar in front of witnesses...

IT’S AN UNORTHODOX WEDDING BUT WE’VE HAD WEIRDER.

The officiant’s head got eaten by a giant snake god at Zhang Hailou and Zhang Haixia’s wedding.

See maybe you don’t actually want Zhang Qishan to leave the mystic nine after all? And when I said foreshadowing earlier, I kind of meant that it was foreshadowing that Huo Xiangu and Wu Laogou weren’t actually meant for one another. I didn’t think it would foreshadow Zhang Qishan being vanished by the tower and Wu Laogou immediately deciding to go and get him. 😭

And what the hell is up with the skull

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