Making Trash One Day at a Time

Sath is canon?

SATH IS CANON?!

Hannah is very talented 

Hear me out here.

Let’s quickly review his overall plan. Invite everyone to the cabin, where everything is already set up for his night of fun and theirs of terror. Tensions will predictably be high with Jess and Em in the same mile radius, so send Mike and Jess to the lovemaking cabin and steal Em’s luggage, sending her off on a wild goose chase. Back at the cabin, with Sam out of the way (more on this later), he’s free to screw with Chris and Ashley in particular. Conduct a seance, go off for some alone time and get the costume on while they investigate the library setup, then call out as if for help and knock them out. Saw trap, blah-blah-blah, run back to the lodge when he’s “dead” and spring the trap for Sam. Drug her, tie her up, then wait for Chris and Ash to arrive in the basement for the grand finale of the gun trap! Completely foolproof.

But notice that the majority of his prank is the Chris-and-Ashley show, and none of this would have been possible without Sam specifically taking her bath. She needs to be out of the way for the seance and saw trap setup, then when Josh gets back to the lodge, he obviously had predetermined plans for her. He planned out the path of balloons and candles, he had cameras set up in the bathroom, and she was the bait to lure Chris and Ashley into the basement. He also must have known that she wouldn’t come out of the bath until after he had time to do everything up to the saw trap, get back to the lodge, put together the candle/balloon trail, and edit the footage of himself being “killed” in the shed.

This took three hours, and he knew he’d have the time.

Until Dawn/Parks and Recreation

Sam and Mike should not have drunk that snake juice….