serious o'clock!

definitely do wanna make like, an essay or something at some point about how orange and green as imposters and as characters in general are really good representations of very specific evils that exist in corporations, but i also wanna say that with that reading, it is so interesting how the two crewmates that get ejected are orange and yellow. the hr rep who spent their unpossessed life glazing a company that harmed others and their possessed life doing that tenfold, and the union rep who was one of the most vocal (although ineffective) in trying to call the company out were both booted in the same way: mira approved execution. like there's a real irony there, and while my reading on orange thematically isn't the kindest to them, a real tragedy in them approving their own execution and smiling through it, because they still can't let go of their company loyalty. it does not matter if you swallow that boot whole, the minute you are deemed a "problem" to the goals of the company, your fate is gonna end the same as the people you were trying to help the company silence. you're just as likely to get dumped out with the trash

all i wanna do is eat nectarines and think about aurora borealis st. elmo’s fire gigantic jets ball lightning green flash earthquake lights and will-o-the-wisps

see she gets it

beautiful, sexy, powerful and smart women named SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING are attempting to contact me

people make jokes about how people who weren’t allowed to watch spongebob as a kid are always talking about how they weren’t allowed to watch spongebob but as one of the aforementioned people who wasn’t allowed to watch spongebob my insight on the matter is: you would not BELIEVE the amount of times spongebob comes up in normal adult conversations. i don’t often think about him of my own accord but people reference him and i have to say. what? and they say. it’s from spongebob?? and i say. oh i never watched spongebob. and they say why? and i say. i wasn’t allowed to. and then a few weeks later it happens again

I know a lot of ppl hate this idea but I would absolutely love to have separate rooms w my spouse if I was married. like we can sleep in each others beds and probably would a lot of the time but also having your own space exclusively for your things which you can decorate however you want and don’t have to compromise on someone elses wants or worry about their mess and also can decompress there if u do want alone time would be amazing

lightbulb is an important character to me because shes strange, incoherent at times, and sometimes socially awkward due to her saying situationally inappropriate things (the taco guts line comes to mind). and shes a girl and shes allowed to be weird. thats just so awesome. she masks her emotions to appeal to others but sometimes shes just Like that for fun. shes so character to me.

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.