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The day Apple is treated like a normal character and not a character to mock, ignore and make jokes about and characterize with one single personality trait 24/7 is the day i die in peace

She isn't stupid, just definitionally challenged/bad at spelling.

The day this fandom stops treating her like nothing more than a child is the day i scream in happiness. She's good at brainstorming ideas, hell she came up with the plan of Bow possessing her so they can get into Meeple! She is a quick thinker and has the capability to create a plan!! She has that form of smarts and she has some form of emotional intelligence!!

Random ass swap au thing , part 1 maybe??

Bonus:

Welcome back to Anatomical Absurdity Season 2!

"Well, because our group is full of a colourful cast of characters, and we can bring equal opportunities in this game, we should be the Party Salad."

- Taco

"I'm not naming our team the 'I hope you lose' team, because we're going to be winners and smash the challenge down to the ground. We're going to be the Smash Hits!"

- Baseball

*knee slaps

And here we have your heroes!

Role of each ancient

Ballon - Hollyberry

Pickle - Dark cacao

Cabby - White Lily

Suitcase - Golden cheese

Mephone works with the little lights

Mepad works with the home runners

Mephone 4s works with the tough explosions

And mephone 3gs works with the savers

Uhh so I made up a One as Steve Cobs au as a joke but ended up becoming VERY OBSESSED with it to the point where I gave it lore. If we can get this post to at LEAST 20 notes, I’ll tell you guys the lore of this au.

I’m sorry but 215 NOTES?!? I didn’t expect THAT much lmao. But anyways, here’s the lore for this AU thus far!

One was a powerful alien that came to earth to start a new life on this planet. Soon, she desired MORE power than what she currently had. And after some investigation, she discovered the egg planet. And equipping the army of MePhones with a fraction of her power, (including 3GS) they managed to acquire two eggs instead of one. But One being One, crashes out on 3GS and throws him into the closet with such force, it causes a dent in the wall. And using some of the life matter from these two eggs, she managed to create MePhone4 and 4s, Four she heavily disliked, since in canon it is implied that she dislikes the number four. But 4s she grew a liking to for his obedience and loyalty towards his creator. (Aka One.) The brothers never met each other in person until One sent 4s to terminate MePhone4. And after finding out that 4s ended up DYING for him, she was pissed. So pissed in fact, that she destroys most of her office room, which took two months in repairs to fix, Somewhere in that timeline, instead of A.D.A.M. and the others, A.D.A.M. Is replaced by C.A.R.Y., B.R.I.A.N. for M.I.C.H.A.E.L., and J.U.S.T.I.N. for S.A.T.O.M.I. And said androids are later sent to convince Toilet, now replaced by Profily, to “Take a training sim to improve their assistant skills” as they put it. While in reality, They’re wiping out the contestants under One’s favor. Now you may be wondering, how does One die in this AU? Well, instead of getting blown into popcorn smithereens, her death is much more graphic, with golden blood and glitter all over the place, leaving a faint gold and blue glow for a few seconds. And Suitcase in the end, got One’s powers after her demise.

Sorry if this was long lmao. I’m a yapper.

I love this au idea so much and couldn’t resist making some fanart so uh- Take some screenshot edits + redraws + the last thing idk aghajkghakjg

i did little redesigns of balloon nickel and box too,, in this au she's like. a girl like in canon. but she cant talk so they keep using he/him pronouns on her errmmmmm

also i forgot to do suitcase. AGAIN...... whoopsies

THE CANON ROOMATE PAIRS. DO THEY JUST WANT THE WORLD TO BURN LOOK AT THIS SHIT

i feel like oj gave the s1 contestants good pairs but just wanted to see the s2 ones be in hell for funsies

TODAY IS FREESMART'S BIRTHDAY!

JAN 2ND!!!! 13 YEARS OF FREESMART!!!!!! YAY! (2013-2026)