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Wheel, the Paranoid: An in-depth scene-by-scene character analysis
"We aren't so much angry as very, very worried." - The School of Life
TL;DR: Wheel is not as mean or as angry as he seems on the surface; in fact, he's decently logical, but also paranoid and often worried about things everyone else brushes off! He covers up his fear with anger, and doesn't actually hate anyone (though he does have a sort of rivalry with WWFT). He also has a penchant for fairness in most things, doesn't like killing, and probably feels guilty over Felt Container's elimination. Most importantly though, he's distrusted Clock since the beginning, holding firm in his belief that something about this was very off- and unfortunately for him, was only proven right after he was eliminated. All in all, he's a very interesting character overall, not just because of his elimination scene!
FAIR WARNING: The full analysis below the cut is over four thousand words. There's no content warnings, but it's very, very long without any pictures. Have fun lol
ITβS TIME FOR THE [1:00] - Whoβs Jason??
1:30 - βIβm having a weird feeling about today, a feeling thatβ¦ somethingβs going to happen. Something badβs going to happen!β
Note the panicked expression, and the worried expression that follows when Felt Container brushes him off. His first instinct is to look at the sky, too- maybe thatβs paranoia, but he was the first one to notice Clock. And sure, heβs a bit mean about it, but it feels like heβs genuinely trying to warn Felt Container about whateverβs coming.
1:59 - βAHHHH! WHAT IS THAT!β
Probably the most reasonable reaction to a being like Clock appearing out of nowhere. He also seems to try and maybe scare Clock away?Β
2:11 - βWHO ARE YOU?!β βHa! Hi. My name is C.L.O.C.K.: Thing That You Tell The Time ohhh wait my name is not an acronym.β βWHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US?β
Figuring out motives. He clearly doesnβt trust Clock immediately (good, but also furthers my earlier maybe-point about paranoia). Notice how he says βusβ and not βmeβ, meaning heβs saying this for everyone (whether they would think to or not).
2:28 - βOkay, Iβm in!β and 2:47Β
In both of these instances, heβs the only one with a different expression from the rest. Narrowed eyebrows at the premise of a competition show (2:28), and disbelief (negative) at the prize (2:47). I donβt think he went βWOOOHOOOOβ with everyone else- and he still clearly doesnβt trust Clock. Not yet.
3:06 - [The whole sequence leading up to the first intro]
I feel bad for him here; he looks genuinely afraid, especially when he gets closer to the ground. He still looks angry, but- well, heβs definitely more afraid than properly angry.
4:45 - βDang, if only you were like a street lamp or crossing signal or something, would have had a cool team name idea for that.β
While No Way and 57 Ball are occupied with that conversation, Wheel looks offscreen. Thereβs no way of knowing where heβs looking, but from context clues, it would make a lot of sense if he was keeping an eye on Clock, given his immediate reaction to them. He only actually talks when itβs almost the very end of the time, andβ¦ itβs a BFB reference. I donβt know if this was a conscious decision by Wheel or just a reference for reference's sake, but it feels like he pulled the first thing that came to mind to pretend he was participating. (The nervous tone makes me think that he could be afraid of Clock doing something to him for not saying anything.)
6:47 - [Wheel pacing]
Okay, he says heβs doing the challenge here, but heβs more likely just panicking and saying heβs doing the challenge to cover that up.Β
8:36 - βTeam Earth! Where is your card?β βI KICKED IT!β βHe kicked it.β
Iβm probably reading into this way too much, but when heβs shaking (or vibrating intensely), itβs pretty clear that he really REALLY does NOT like Clock. (Either that or heβs hiding fear with anger.)
9:35 - βNOOO! Thatβs not fair, I demand that you host a second challenge, so that we can RIGHTFULLY see who-β
On the surface, this sounds like bratty whining, or nitpicking, but with the context of future episodes this could easily be read as Wheel being afraid of being UFE. After all, a wheel is random, and his team could be picked, even if they did the challenge. (This could also be read as proof for him actually caring a lot about fairness- more on that later.)
ITβS TIME FOR THE [2:00] - Best Source For Weather Information
0:30 - βIβm already out manβ¦ anyways, it says next up is Words With Friends Tile.β βLETβS GOOO!β βWait a minute. H- HE DOESNβT HAVE ANY EYEESS!β
Very small and unserious moment, but another point to the βWheel caring about fairnessβ chart. Someone without eyes could very easily win a staring contest, after all. (Of course then he gets into a fight with WWFT, but from the cartoon SFX and the blank stares afterward, this is probably lighthearted and maybe even a common occurrence.)
1:33 - βYes!! I canβt wait to beat ALL OF YOU IN THE NEXT CHALLENGE!β
This sounds like a brag or a taunt (and in part it probably is), but after seeing this scene multiple times his expression seems over-dramatizedβ¦ is that the word Iβm looking for? Exaggerated. Itβs likely he doesnβt actually mean it. (And then the intro sequence happens and he sounds equal parts nervous and annoyed at being picked up. Itβs probably less surprising the second time.)
3:48 - βTHEREβS NO MORE TEAMS! Thereβs no more teams!β
Unimportant detail but Wheel is glaring a bit at WWFT and then in the next scene glaring at him even harder (and vibrating in anger), probably because of the fight earlier. Silly little thing I wanna point out!
4:39 - βThis doesnβt seem very fairβ¦β βSure it is!β βOh okay!β βWhat.β βWell it ISNβT fair!! None of us even know how to DO the challenge!β
Another point for Wheel caring about fairness! Even when No Way blindly accepts Clockβs response to No Wayβs point, Wheel challenges it in his friendβs (?) stead, and then points out another unfair aspect right afterwards. Of course, after his nitpick is fixed, he declares himself hyped for the challenge- this I believe easily, though, since he seems like the athletic type and likely finds this sort of thing cool.
5:15 - [Wheel, 57 Ball and Refill Station doing the challenge]
More proof to Wheel caring about rules- he doesnβt react to Refill Station at all, but he glares at 57 Ball when he sees him rolling on the rail instead of grinding with a board like the rest of them.Β
7:14 - βWhuh!? One spot left??β [Vase shatters] βOUT OF MY WAY! HUFF HUFF HUFFF HUFF HUUAGHH Iβm gonna make it!!β [Portal appears] βHuh?β βYes! Iβm out!β βWATCH OUT!β
Important moment, in my perspective. It furthers my theory of him being afraid of being UFE, since immediately after Clock mentions thereβs only one spot left, he rushes forward recklessly enough to injure Vase. Iβm not exactly sure if he really meant to do that, though, because he tries to warn Green before a scenario thatβs sure to (and did) kill him. Thatβs his first kill, actually, if I remember correctly- despite him seeming mean, itβs clear heβs not the antagonist he pretends he is.
ITβS TIME FOR THE [3:00] - Next
0:58 - βWelcome back Pool Ball, Orange and Tire-β βDONβT CALL ME THAT!β βOkay!β βWait last ti- huhhh???β βWe lost the challenge, genius, Iβm getting pretty used to this already.β βYOUβ¦ youβre the reason I LOST THE CHA-β
Itβs not just me, right? Wheel seems extremely high-strung here- yelling immediately after only one minor button was pressed (Clock using the wrong name). From experience with my brother, I can see this being caused by one of two reasons- either heβs overwhelmed, or heβs guiltyβ¦ or both. After all, heβs up for elimination, and he just accidentally killed someone. He actually seems to be mildly shocked at Green until Green snarks at him, which is when he snaps at him and accuses him of making him lose. I donβt think he actually blames Green- this feels more like a knee-jerk reaction.
1:20 - βGO AHEAD, DO IT!! JUST DO IT ALR-β
Heβs definitely used to the intro sequence and hates it, but this feels like a massive overreaction- adding to my theory of him being on edge. He snaps at Green with a threat when he slams him into the ground a few times (maybe as revenge for Wheel killing him) and laughs at him, probably because Green is exacerbating the situation and adding to his stress.
2:11 - βLuck?? LUCK? I DONβT NEED LUCK!β
If I could guess what he would say next, it would be: βI NEED TO BE SAFE!β Uhβ¦ thatβs my only comment for this bit, other than yep, I still think heβs tense.
3:09 - βYou almost killed me, how did you get so many votes?!β βAnd Iβll do it again if it means people like me!!β
To be blunt, this feels almost like a confession. I donβt think heβs talking about his fellow contestants here, heβs talking about the voters- he needs their favoritism to be safe from elimination, and heβs willing to go pretty far for that. The game is picking up, the stakes are getting higher, and things are getting more intense. I donβt think he dislikes Vase or has anything against her, heβs just being honest. He also seems to be getting more into the game now, his competitive nature arising- despite his distrust towards Clock, heβs far more willing to play their game now that heβs won a few challenges.
5:31 - [Wheel getting water from Refill Station, then getting scared by Clock] βWater bubbler is NOT allowed, thatβd be way too easy!β βWait, whatβd you just call me??β βYou just SAID βget you a cup of waterβ.β βYeah, itβs supposed to be a challenge, go on and-β βHey, I have a cup of water for you Clock.β β...YES!!β
This is a long quote, but all of it is needed for the context. Wheel is taking the easy route here, rushing ahead of everyone else to do so before they think of it- he cares about fairness, but at the time of him getting the water, Clock hadnβt said it was against the rules yet. Heβs sort of exploiting a loophole- which fits his admission earlier about being willing to do whatever to keep the audience on his side, just in this case pertaining to his willingness to take the easy route so he can be safe as fast as possible. (Also, his confident βheh, too easyβ afterwards feels to me more like an expression of relief than a brag, but it is kind of both.)
6:12 - βAre you sure? It seems like people are already on their way to that lake over there, we gotta be quick.β
Wheel only has a very short (and easily missable) appearance here, but even though heβs safe, heβs keeping an eye on the game rather than relaxing elsewhere. This will be brought up soon.
6:48 - βIβll be taking this!!β
Honestly, this whole sequence confused me a lot at first, kind of contradicting most of the assumptions I made about Wheel from 1:00 and 2:00. After a lot of consideration, though, I think Iβve come to a reasonable enough theory: he could have made this decision by taking inspiration from Snowball, who heβs quoted before and kind of tries to take after in terms of gameplay. After all, Snowball made it surprisingly far acting this way, and he does not want to be eliminated. This theory depends on whether or not BFDI as a franchise exists in ITFTβs world, though. (There are other theories I have, but they donβt hold a lot of water. This scene still kind of confuses me.)
ITβS TIME FOR THE [4:00] - Do NOT Use The Popcorn Button
1:02 - [Wheel revived] β...youuu donβt have anything to say this time?β [ `,:[ ] βHmβ¦β
Itβs official, heβs used to (and REALLY tired of) the intro sequence. Also, the last few times he actually said anything before the intro, it didnβt exactly help his case, so he might as well just let it happen. Heβs definitely not happy about it, though.
1:39 - βOne two three fourβ¦ I thought I put four of you up for elimination this time!β
His expressions hereβ¦ sorry I donβt have anything to say itβs just. Boy why you so Γ²α±Γ³
1:59 - βI shouldnβt BE HERE, I didnβt even lose the last challenge!!β βWhy donβt you justβ¦ leave then?β βYou donβt WANT me here?β βNo! No, I didnβt say tha-β
This feels like half catastrophizing and half playing into the Snowball role (as per my earlier theory). He doesnβt want to be at the elimination area, but he doesnβt want to be told to go away, either. Furthermore, I think his frustration here was aimed at Clock, not any of the others, but he had a knee-jerk reaction when No Way interrupted what might have turned out to be a rant.
2:07 - βYouβre a loser brah-β βYOUβRE A LOSERRrrrr for the sake of my safety, I will try to use, nicer words.β β...okay?β [PUNT]
Iβm not exactly sure how much beef Wheel has with WWFT, but it definitely feels like an ongoing thing- maybe a rivalry or something similar. He was very quick to fight him even before he started acting meaner, after all- and that at least explains him punting WWFT. As for the βfor the sake of my safetyβ part, after a second glance, itβs likely he means safety during elimination, seeing as he looks directly at the camera (fourth wall?) right after he says this. (It seems, to me, that he already assumes heβs going to be up for elimination, and in danger because of this.)
3:54 - βWellllll next safe is Wheel!! With 0 votes!β β...youβreβ¦ serious..?β
Okay this isnβt important at all but itβs really silly. I just wanted to put it here
4:02 - βNO! Let me do the rest of them, you donβt know what youβre doing!β
The thing about this is, heβs right. I have no way of knowing if heβs just trying to insult Clock here or something else, but I feel like this has a double meaning. Clock doesnβt know what theyβre doing, and Wheel is aware of this- possibly because of previous eliminations- and his point is proven later by Clock quite literally admitting they donβt know what happens with the eliminated contestants as Green is turned into a radio. (Also, him calling WWFT βWords With STUPID Tileβ is pretty funny, and a point towards the two of them having some sort of rivalry?)
5:18 - βWheel, I think you permanently killed Polka Dot.β βOkayy, wasnβt me- no, really! It was Vase!β
Part of this feels like him defending himself in front of the viewers (plus it almost looks like heβs looking at the camera at 5:23), and the other part feels like heβs defending himself to everyone else, particularly No Way, maybe because the two of them have so far a neutral/positive relationship. Besides, heβs right- Vase was the one who had the idea for the Sun to shoot fireballs at Wheel and the cloud, even if Wheel did cause the cloud thing in the first place. Heβs not the one who killed everyone through that.
6:00 - βHere are your teams for this challenge! And only this challenge!!β βWow, uneven teams again? Huh.β
Another point for Wheel and WWFT having a rivalry- as soon as itβs confirmed that theyβre on the same team, Wheel glares at WWFT with balled fists. Also, unlike in [1:00], Wheel no longer has an angry expression in the zoom-out- he does look mildly upset, but itβs more like heβs resigned, almost. Heβs getting used to the game and Clock.
6:13 - βCan we name our teams??β βNO!β [ :( ] β...whatever, fine-β
Iβm not sure exactly why he immediately says βnoβ (it could be for a multitude of reasons- playing into the Snowball act, or maybe itβs because heβs aware that the teams will only last for one episode), but the backtracking after Refill Station looks sad doesnβt feel as begrudging as it might seem- he plays the mean act, but he clearly feels a little bad about making RF sad. (I hate to compare this to the tsundere trope but honestlyβ¦ this is a very tsundere thing to do. You know Iβm right.)
6:44 - βWHAT IS THAT?!β βYo, I think thatβs Polka Dot!β βOh hello Polka Dot!!β βChill, chill, wait waitwaitwaitwaAAAAAAAAA-β
Itβs the exact same panic that Wheel had upon Clock suddenly appearing, down to the words! The difference is, he doesnβt seem to try and hide that panic here, expression genuinely afraid as he looks between WWFT and Refill Station (neither of whom are panicking), and his default angry expression (the same one when he was dropped before the first intro) only returns when the polka dot void starts to spin them around. Once again, heβs worried when no one else is, just like in [1:00]. (It almost feels like his panic is exaserbated by the fact that heβs the only one panicking- they should be worried, why are they just accepting this?)
6:54 - βCome on guys, do the challenge!β βDONβT YOU THINK WE SHOULD SORT THIS OUT?!β βNooo, no itβs fine!β β!lennahc eht egnahC !lennahc eht egnahC !LENNAHC EHT EGNAHCβ βActually, nevermind, uhhβ¦ yeah, letβsβ¦ letβs do the challenge. GO!β
Proving my last point, he immediately points out that yeah, maybe they should do something about the weird thing that just appeared; looking frustrated when Refill Station brushes him off, similar to when Felt Container brushed him off in [1:00]. Heβs not so much angry as he is worried and frustrated that nobody seems to be validating his worry. However, when the polka dot void starts acting weird and speaking in reverse, he begins to look afraid again and starts trying to get Refill Station away from it. Though heβs clearly still a bit upset that no oneβs doing anything about it, he realizes that itβs dangerous and then tries to protect himself (and others) by picking his battles and getting his current teammate away from the danger. Once again, itβs clear heβs not the antagonist he sometimes pretends to be- why would he do this if he didnβt care?
7:37 - βI mean we have so many loaves of bread, we could just mash all of em together into a nice bread structure, what do you guys think?β βYeah!β βSIIIKE! AHAHAHAHA-β
This daydream seems kind of significant to me because of the people heβs thinking of in it- Polka Dot, Green, and Felt Container. Polka Dot is currently missing, and he was just recently accused of permanently killing her (also, the polka dot void could have reminded him of her); Green is someone he accidentally killed in [2:00], despite him trying to warn him; and finally, Felt Container is the first person he went to when he felt that something was off in [1:00], and who was eliminated the next episode. Given the pattern of Polka Dot and Green being people he had a hand in killing, this could mean he feels heβs at fault for Felt Container being eliminated and assumedly killed. (In fact, he could have even seen that elimination, but thereβs no way of knowing if he did or didnβt.) Something, something, survivorβs guiltβ¦
8:39 - βOh, itβs you again. You trying to steal our idea??? Huh?? HM?!β βBro, chill out. Itβs literally Polka Dot.β βOh YEAH?? Well, can you explain what THIS is??β
First, he doesnβt seem particularly enthused that theyβre all back by the polka dot void, especially since earlier he was trying to get Refill Station away from it. Him βaccusingβ the polka dot void feels kind of just like a silly joke, but it could also be him proving heβs not afraid of it or something- either way, though, he clearly doesnβt believe that itβs Polka Dot. (He also looks afraid/shocked when Polka Dot shows up in the thought bubble, a similar shock to when he first saw Green after he died. Just pointing that out.)
9:11 - βGUYS! I figured out what we can do!! We can combine all of our ideas!β
It feels like heβs somewhat abandoned the Snowball route by now- and also, he looks almost genuinely excited (or maybe proud) when he suggests this. Maybe heβs just excited that heβs sure his idea will win them the challenge, but to me it feels like heβs happy he realized a solution that could include all of the team. (He definitely cares.)
10:10 - βDidnβt you say this WASNβT a cooking challenge?β βThis is nowww a cooking challenge!βΒ
Yet another point to Wheel caring about fairness- he immediately points out Clock contradicting what they said about the challenge when it was announced, because it now suddenly being a cooking challenge is unfair.
10:38 - βTRUST me Clock! Iβve had it, itβs very good. Yep! β¦ehh, actually, that can stay right there.β
Heβs hyping up his teamβs creation, or at least trying to, to possibly give them a better chance at winning the challenge. This could just be for his own sake, but Iβm willing to believe itβs for the whole teamβs sake too. (He definitely doesnβt want to be up for elimination, though.)
10:54 - βVote for one of the members of eeuughhh-β
Pay attention to Wheelβs expressions here. Immediately, he first looks nervous on first showing up on the elimination screen. Then, he looks surprised and then mildly suspicious of Clock being there, followed by slightly startling at Clock disappearing from the spot he was looking at. He looks at Polka Dot a little sadly, and then at the screen, worried but resigned. To me, this mainly feels like heβs nervous about his fate at the hands of the viewers (though honestly, he has been this whole episode), but also guilty at possibly killing Polka Dot from the look he gives her- or sympathetic to her mild panic, since she seems to silently apologize for appearing to squish Clock. (Iβm not wholly sure why in between those, he gives Clock such a distrusting squint- at least not specifically, since I stand by the fact that heβs been distrusting of the host since the beginning.) Whatever the case, this whole sequence says a lot about Wheel to me, even if itβs just from his expressions.
ITβS TIME FOR THE [5:00] - Fifty-Seven Tears Of The Star
0:56 - βSpeaking of the eliminationβ¦ I thinkβ¦ I wouldnβt mind, a bit of a delay?β βOh, you scared or somethinβ?β βNO, no, I just thinkβ¦ we should look for Tile!β [β¦] βNO, YOUβRE JUST SAYING THAT βCAUSE YOUβRE SAFE!!β [β¦] βKnow what? SHUT UP! Y- y- man- Iβm- Iβma do my own thing.β
Thatβs pretty clearly a boldfaced lie. Heβs been afraid of being eliminated from the start, and especially last episode. I donβt even need to analyze this deeply at all- itβs clear to everyone, even the other contestants, that heβs lying. He just doesnβt want to seem scared, so he covers it up with anger. This has been a pattern since [1:00]; itβs just much more obvious now.
2:48 - βRRRAAH I hate those guys, I hate the GRASS, I hate the SKY, I hate the AIR, I hate the TIME- ohβ¦ hm.β βYou hate what?β βYOU.β βYouβ¦ hate me?β βYES. β¦here we go again.β
Notice how fast heβs speaking in the beginning. To me, it sounds like rambling for the sake of rambling- heβs frustrated and afraid, and he doesnβt know how to get it out properly, so he does this mini-tantrum. I donβt think he means most of what he says there- when kids react like this, they often donβt either- but I do think he means it when he says it to Clock. Heβs never liked Clock, this is just the first time heβs openly saying it.
3:10 - βOh my, please be sure to watch where youβre bouncing, you could have hurt somebody!β βWHO IS THAT-β
Well, isnβt this familiar? This is the same reaction heβs had to Clock- just less intense. This could indicate that heβs not just untrusting of Clock in particular, heβs wary of all strangers. Unsurprising, considering what Iβve analyzed already, but still worth noting. I could also be reading into this too far and heβs just confused, though. (Also, WWFT does an L dance at Wheel, thatβs hilarious.)
As far as I can tell, heβs confused, so he wants answers and goes to the nearest person he can trust (No Way) and then to the host, who probably SHOULD know the answer. Itβs not clear whether this is from distrust of Well, or just him panicking, but honestly it could be both.
4:06 - βOh nonono end this nightmare, one Clock is ENOUGH!β
Okay, well, this is really funny, but also adds on to the fact that Wheel does not like Clock at all. He even sounds a little afraid here- which could be partly because itβs the elimination and heβs just generally nervous, though it would make sense if after all thatβs happened he did fear Clock.
5:20 - β[Not like youβll be around to hear more, bruh, youβre just kinda stupid, like. Overall.]β
At first, I thought this might have been a flashback of things heβd heard before, but more likely WWFT is saying these things in real-time and Wheel is just halfway tuning it out. (This confirms that WWFT and Wheel have a negative relationship, at least.) As for why heβs tuning it out, he seems sort ofβ¦ pensive, almost. Lamenting. He knows heβs going to be eliminated (he has for a couple hours, at this point), he just kind of doesnβt want to hear it from somebody he clearly dislikes. Itβs also possible heβs worrying about what will happen to him. (He could also be thinking about what WWFT just said earlier about 57, but thatβs less likely.)
5:32 - βOneβ¦ oneβ¦ one, wh- NO-!β βAaaaAAA any final words, Wheel?β βIβm so mad at ALL OF YOU I CANβT BELIEVE YOU MADE ME LOSE THE CHALLENGE!β
And here it is, the moment he knew was coming. Heβs panicked, now, and doesnβt try to hide it, before reacting in the easiest way he knows how- blame, anger. Heβs scared, and lashes out because of it, possibly falling back into the Snowball strategy on instinct. He still doesnβt mean any of it, though, as proven by what happens next:
5:43 - βOkayβ¦ Iβ¦ do have a few final words, actually. The Sun, keep doing what youβre doing, you could be an absolute challenge BEAST!β βThank you!β βRefill Station, you really just need to calm down sometimes.β βOh my, I love this place, I love the grass, I love the sky! I love the- NEW FRIENDS!!β βWhat is even happening?β βYou are the FINAL member left on our original team and I want you to know that I wish you luck!β βOh! Thanksβ¦β
This? He means this. This isnβt just him talking to team members, either- heβd never been teamed with the Sun. To the Sun, he encourages, to Refill Station, he gives advice, and to No Way, he wishes luck. In fact, I even think he had more to say, Clock just interrupted him! He cares, and though heβs used to being the mean one, he wants to make sure the people he likes know this before heβs gone, even if it ruins his image. (After all, he wonβt get another chance to.) In this moment, heβs letting himself be vulnerable- something he hasnβt done since the start, and maybe even since before then- and itβs important. This is the crown of his arc. This is who Wheel really is behind all the anger and fear. (Itβs just a little sad that he only feels like he can and has to do this when he has no time left.)
6:07 - βSoβ¦ what now?β
The end. Heβs hurting, and terrified, and yet his default response is a furrowed brow- he hides his fear with an angry expression. Even at the very end, he kicks and fights and bares his teeth. (No Way and Refill Station look distraught while they have to watch. No Way even reaches out to him, as if to help.) With everything we know now, this is honestly heartbreaking, but at least I can say his last actions proved my point:
Wheel wasnβt mean or evil. He was scared. And he had every right to be.
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The day people stop babying Apple and stop treating her like a incompetent child who is incapable of a single rational thought or emotion is the day i feel joy
The day Apple is treated like a normal character and not a character to mock, ignore and make jokes about and characterize with one single personality trait 24/7 is the day i die in peace
She isn't stupid, just definitionally challenged/bad at spelling.
The day this fandom stops treating her like nothing more than a child is the day i scream in happiness. She's good at brainstorming ideas, hell she came up with the plan of Bow possessing her so they can get into Meeple! She is a quick thinker and has the capability to create a plan!! She has that form of smarts and she has some form of emotional intelligence!!
People just treat her like nothing more than an incompetent baby.
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"Well, because our group is full of a colourful cast of characters, and we can bring equal opportunities in this game, we should be the Party Salad."
- Taco
"I'm not naming our team the 'I hope you lose' team, because we're going to be winners and smash the challenge down to the ground. We're going to be the Smash Hits!"
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(in this au the whole shimmer plotline never took place, instead 3gs got injured in a previous trip long before this one but still insisted on working in the camp,now hes an occasional mobility aid user)
Uhh so I made up a One as Steve Cobs au as a joke but ended up becoming VERY OBSESSED with it to the point where I gave it lore. If we can get this post to at LEAST 20 notes, Iβll tell you guys the lore of this au.
Iβm sorry but 215 NOTES?!? I didnβt expect THAT much lmao. But anyways, hereβs the lore for this AU thus far!
One was a powerful alien that came to earth to start a new life on this planet. Soon, she desired MORE power than what she currently had. And after some investigation, she discovered the egg planet. And equipping the army of MePhones with a fraction of her power, (including 3GS) they managed to acquire two eggs instead of one. But One being One, crashes out on 3GS and throws him into the closet with such force, it causes a dent in the wall. And using some of the life matter from these two eggs, she managed to create MePhone4 and 4s, Four she heavily disliked, since in canon it is implied that she dislikes the number four. But 4s she grew a liking to for his obedience and loyalty towards his creator. (Aka One.) The brothers never met each other in person until One sent 4s to terminate MePhone4. And after finding out that 4s ended up DYING for him, she was pissed. So pissed in fact, that she destroys most of her office room, which took two months in repairs to fix, Somewhere in that timeline, instead of A.D.A.M. and the others, A.D.A.M. Is replaced by C.A.R.Y., B.R.I.A.N. for M.I.C.H.A.E.L., and J.U.S.T.I.N. for S.A.T.O.M.I. And said androids are later sent to convince Toilet, now replaced by Profily, to βTake a training sim to improve their assistant skillsβ as they put it. While in reality, Theyβre wiping out the contestants under Oneβs favor. Now you may be wondering, how does One die in this AU? Well, instead of getting blown into popcorn smithereens, her death is much more graphic, with golden blood and glitter all over the place, leaving a faint gold and blue glow for a few seconds. And Suitcase in the end, got Oneβs powers after her demise.