Evander The Human

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Of course!! Sorry for taking so long to answer! (￣▽￣*)ゞ

I tried my best to make this romantic, but I’ve always seen the horror bros in a platonic way, so it was kind of difficult. This could be read in a platonic or romantic way ig (≧ヘ≦　)

Link to all of the character’s nicknames! 

Cuddles with Slash Headcanons:

-this dude

-this GIGANTIC, GIGANORMOUS, HUGE DUDE

-Has the best cuddles ever.

- You’ll just be sitting in Slash’s couch, watching TV or reading a book, until he walks i

-He’s extremely tired, and kind of sad

-He just looks at you, and then all of a sudden you just feel this crushing weight pinning you to the couch.

- You’re about to say something, but when you look at him you notice how peaceful he looks 

- So you try your best to wrap your tiny arms around this huge skeleton 

- He holds you closer, and moves you to a more comfortable position where you aren’t crushed by his weight

- And then you just stay there for a while

- Until you notice a low rumbling

- Is he purring????

- Don’t comment on it, it makes him feel insecure

- If you stay long enough, eventually both of you will fall asleep in each other’s arms. 

The nicknames are in the order of Sans and then Papyrus!  If you would like me to add another AU, please DM me or send me an ask, and I will consider it!! 

I don’t really have a character limit set up yet, how many I want to write for may vary depending on the day.  If I feel like it’s too many characters in one post, I will probably do two parts :)

I also wrote a list with all of their personalities, I may update it in the future since it’s missing a few character’s nicknames.  

Classic: 

Sans + Papyrus 

Underfell: 

Cherry + Edge 

Underswap: 

Blueberry + Orange 

Horrortale: 

Grizzly + Teddy

Mafiatale

Jude + Snipe 

Mafiafell: 

Biff + King

Errortale - Error

Inktale - Ink

Someone requested some general headcanons for Poly! undyne and Alphys, but I seemed to have lost the ask (︶︹︺) 

No matter, I hope this will do!! <3

Reader is Gender neutral!!

Headcanons for being in a Poly!relationship with Classic!Undyne and Alphys: 

Honestly, based relationship. 

I might be a bit biased, but this would be one of THE best poly relationships you could be in. 

Undyne and Alphys are just the perfect combination, and with you in the mix? Even better. 

How you met is completely up to you, but I can imagine that you'd known them for a while before they decided to ask you to join them.  

Either way, you're with them, and they couldn't be happier.

You do everything together, and you always plan out cute little dates!! 

(Fridays are reserved for watching Mew Mew Kissy Cutie, and cuddling.) 

Sometimes you go on picnics together 

Other times you cook food together 

Just normal, wholesome, relationship things. 

(Except for the fact that Papyrus might join in sometimes, but you don't really mind.) 

If one of you are sick, the other two take turns in taking care of each other, while the other one runs errands. 

You are very efficient 

If all three of you become sick, you just spend the day watching Mew Mew Kissy Cutie, it always makes Alphys feel better. 

If your other half is too busy to hang out or go on dates, you can always hang out with your other, other half. 

HIIII!! THANKS FOR REQUESTING! And sorry for taking so long (￣▽￣*)ゞ

I hope you don't mind me not writing for the Mafia bros!! I don't have a character limit, but I'm not very inspired today, and I just wanted to get something out. But it was very fun to write!! ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

Bold Italics: S/O

Bold: Sans or Papyrus

The reader is gender-neutral!! :3

Sans:

You walk into his room with very determined eyes.

He was honestly a little concerned.

"uh- Is somethin' wrong-"

All of a sudden you pull out a book

'Pickup lines 101, for the monster of your dreams'

You start flipping through the book, laughing at some of the jokes, until you suddenly stop turning the pages and look up at him.

"uh- Are...Are you French??? Because Eifell for you...haha"

...

"Because...Eifell...For you?... Get it??"

...

You repeat yourself once more, due to the lack of response on his part.

"Do you not-?"

He bursts out laughing.

He thinks you're adorable

For the rest of the week, you're bombarded with cheesy pickup lines every time you see him.

"You know what's on the menu?? Me-N-U!"

Que skeletal winking.

At least you're not bored anymore :)

Papyrus:

Boredom has sure taken its toll on you

You have nothing to do, and none of your friends is free to hang out

All of a sudden you remember a certain book you bought ages ago, something along the lines of 'cheesy pickup lines, a guide' or something along those lines, and then you remember a certain pun hating skeleton, Papyrus.

Your plan was perfect.

Papyrus is out patrolling, after...something. He's not quite sure why he's patrolling, or who he is looking for, but he has nothing better to do.

Suddenly, he sees you running towards him at full speed

You tackle him to the ground. He can't escape now.

"S/O, YOU KNOW I LOVE HUGS, BUT IS THIS NECESSARY??"

You immediately cut him off.

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a CUTEcumber!"

Queue the confusion

"...I'VE NEVER HEARD OF SUCH A VEGETABLE..."

...

"AND WHY WOULD I BE ONE??"

...

"..."

...

"OH."

He stands up immediately.

You can see him holding back a smile while blushing profusely.

He spins away, too flustered to confront you.

"Pap! Wait!!"

Cherry:

You've never done this before.

You are very nervous.

But you needed to do this, for science!!

And also because of the great boredom you've been feeling for a while.

You can see him sitting on the couch, he has noticed you.

It's too late to turn back now.

"Hey, babe, What's up?"

He asks, mildly concerned.

"Uh. Are you a parking ticket??"

"...?"

"uhh- Because...You have FINE written all over you...:)"

He stares at you for a moment, before breaking into a huge grin.

"Babe."

"Yeah?" You ask, mildly defeated.

"That was terrible."

"I know..." You say, letting out a sigh.

Edge:

You stare up at the very very tall skeleton.

He looks down at you, he doesn't seem very amused.

"DARLING. YOU'VE BEEN STANDING THERE FOR ABOUT 10 MINUTES. SPIT IT OUT ALREADY."

You become even more nervous than you were before.

You had a great plan to cure your boredom, but as soon as you saw Edge, you lost all sense of confidence.

He continues looking at you, before shaking his head and walking away.

You can't lose this chance.

"WAIT!!"

He turns around, raising one eyebrow (?)

"Uh- Your hand looks heavy.."

He looks extremely confused now.

"...I SUPPOSE IT IS SOMETIMES. YES."

"Uh...Can I...Can I hold it for you???"

You feel as if you're about to die.

Your face is burning up.

You can't look at him, but you can hear him walking towards you.

All of a sudden, you can feel him holding your hand.

Still looking very confused.

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Hi Cake! Guess who’s back, again?? To write something and then probably disappear, again :,)

I haven’t been feeling too well mentally, and school hasn’t been helping that as it’s been really stressful, but I hope to get back into writing again, it’s really fun. I’m probably going to have to skip some requests I’m not feeling like doing, and also probably close them for a while. My goal is to completely empty my inbox :)

- Canadian anon🇨🇦

Hello Canadian anon! Thanks for requesting, and sorry that it's taken like a year!! (Fun fact, it's been over a year since I created this blog) <3

Sans: I think personally Sans would be very interested in the world of Cosplay! He knows a lot about it since his brother also cosplays sometimes, and he helps out with making his costumes. He would 100% also help you in any costume making!

Papyrus: Papyrus would be DELIGHTED to find out you cosplay! And since he cosplays too, he would insist on you doing matching cosplays! He also thinks it's really fun since you two can help each other with creating cosplays :) Definitely a fun bonding activity for the both of you! ^^ BlueBerry (US): HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON BUT HE WOULD BE ECSTATIC TO SEE YOU COSPLAY. Sure, he may not be too well versed in this whole "cosplaying" thing, like classic!Papyrus is, but that doesn't make it less fun! Would love to try on all of your wigs, if you have any. Would also like to help, but do not let him near any glue- Orange (US): As an avid internet user, he knows what cosplays are, but he's never really been too interested in them. And while he thinks it's really cool that you do it, I honestly don't think he would care too much :,) I mean he COULD help with making the costumes...maybe...But that couch looks really comfy rn. Don't worry though! He'll support you :) Cherry (UF): Honestly, he pretends to find all of this "cosplaying" stuff stupid, but we all know he secretly thinks it's super cool. He would sit and watch you style your wigs, or sew a garment, and he would make fun of you for it, but then show you pictures of characters he thinks you should cosplay. (He also buys you material for your cosplays, but that's only because "You won't shut up about it >:(".

Edge(UF): Probably the one who understands cosplay the least, but he's surprisingly 100% supportive, and will help you with anything you might need help with. (He's an excellent seamster, actually ). Also, if you have similar shoe sizes he MIGHT let you borrow his boots if you need to... <3