I can't even.

2017 was magical. I mean, there was paella! And a wedding.

Bawwww, lil ratatouille

Thanks for the luscious new red eggplant/7RE/BB8 bob, @roo16. #nofilter bc colors are fun. @hotboxsalon

Hooray! @bonesthegolden is at work today! (at Internet Marketing)

Stop looking at me, swan. @thedorsey_lv @rockstaresq 📷 - @notrightbutwong @coreeeey (at The Dorsey Las Vegas)

Our wall of Starry Fame & Cosmic Inspiration! Front & center is the letter Carl Sagan's wife wrote to Brandon & I for our wedding this year. Advice from the woman who's brainwave activity recording (while freshly in love with Sagan) is traveling on the golden record outside of our solar system right this second on the Voyager probe. If aliens ever encounter it, it will be HER love that represents what human love "feels" like. Fun to think about. She says "Always assume the best of intentions on the part of the other. There's a kind of propogating effect that leads to higher and richer forms of joy. And, give it everything you've got. In my experience this not only makes for happier days, but also, a sustaining comfort in the far distance." Thank you Dad, for these priceless gifts. And Kat for the TARDIS. And Brandon, for accepting the star map I gave him on our wedding day. (at Planet Earth)

Now that we're done having to look "classic" for the wedding, I was craving something fun. Boom. Ch-ch-ch-changes! (Thx @roo16 - always an adventure!) (at HOTBOX salon)

Revenge of Your Little Sister. @romeo_whiskey_delta #tbt #Eclipse2017 #superstronggirl (at Lake of Egypt)

Got lots of the moon, Saturn, and beyond. Just need a better camera now to help capture the sights. (at Mount Charleston)

Had a good night with the telescope up on the mountain! @bdyanke #Celestron #luna (at Mount Charleston, Nevada)

Find you a man like Jean-Baptiste. Emanuel. Zorg. #tbt #fifthelement

#GOT finale got me like - I AM the Mother of Dragons. Nummie kitchen dragons.

"They should've sent a poet" was all I could say besides our chorus of "oh my god's." I am forever changed. That was the most beautiful thing I've ever witnessed on this planet, and Instagram be dammed, because there's nothing like witnessing such a vision in person. I dropped my phone at my side soon after this, realizing no photos or video can do justice to the visuals. I thought I knew what to expect, but that was other-worldly. So thankful to have had the experience with my family & husband, to whom I clung to when I saw that we're all just animals clinging to the face of this rock. Addicted. See you in South America in 2019. #Eclipse2017 #eclipsechasers (at Lake of Egypt)

Totality is here, yall. This is the best place in America - nay, the World - for the 2017 Eclipse in less than 24 hours. #eclipse2017 #NASA #totalityorbust #eclipsechasers (at Blue Sky Vineyards)

Find you a man who looks at your booty like... (at Twenty Mile House)

Just a couple of gents, laughing normally, enjoying some disc golf. #latergram (at Bijou Community Park - Disc Golf)