a little sun shy.

“Does Castor ring a bell?”

Wreck-it-Ralph inspired sentence starters

   "You wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses, would you?“

   "Random security check.”

  “And where you coming from?”

   "Anything to declare?“

   "I hate you.”

  “I’m gonna wreck it!”

  “why do I fix EVERYTHING I touch?”

   "Where’s the Wrecking guy?“

    “Doomsday and Armageddon just had a baby and it… is… ugly!”

    “Everyone here says I’m just a mistake…”

    “Because if that little kid likes me, how bad can I be?”

    “What’s your name?”

    “No cuts, no butts, no coconuts?”

   "Do you know what the first rule of [job] is, soldier?“

    “I know, I know, I know. I’m an idiot.”

    “Milk my Duds”

    “Who are you, the guy that makes the donuts?”

     "I see you’re a fan of pink”

    “Got a bit of a temper on me. My passion bubbles very near the surface, I guess, not gonna lie.”

    “It’s just, I gotta say, it becomes kinda hard to love your job… when no one else seems to like you for doing it.”

    “There’s no-one I’d rather be… than me.”

    “‘Fear’ is a four-letter word, ladies! You wanna go peepee in your big-boy slacks, keep it to yourself!”

    “I met the most dynamite gal.”

     "Oh, she gives me the honey glow something awful! But, she rebuffed my affections.“

    ” And then, I GOT THROWN IN JAIL!“

     "You don’t know what it’s like to be rejected and treated like a criminal.”

     "it’s why I tried to run away and be a good guy. But I’m not! I’m just a bad guy.“

     "I will never try to be good again.”

     "Flattery don’t charge these batteries, civilian.“

     "This is it, ladies! The kitten whispers and tickle fights end now!”

      “Your face is still red”

     "You are one dynamite gal.“

    “The selfish man is like a mangy dog chasing a cautionary tale.”

     "But here’s the thing… I don’t wanna be the bad guy anymore.“

     "You can’t mess with the program, [name]!”

      “I don’t have to do boo! Forgive my potty-mouth.”

     "Oh, that’s not blunt force trauma, ma'am”

     "It’s game over for both of you!“

     "Right, right. That’s a good note.”

     "You really are a bad guy.“

     "What? Speak up, I can’t hear you. Your breath is so bad it made my ears numb!”

     "I remember, she’s our princess!“

     "Tut, tut. As your merciful princess, I hereby decree that everyone who was ever mean to me shall be… executed.”

     "This place just got interesting.“

     ” News flash: neither one of us is getting what we want!“

     "Ugh! That’s like sandpaper!”

     "I’ll take it to my grave!“

     "Just go. Go without me.”

     "that’s everyone, now we’ve got to blow this exit!“

     "Why are you people so against her?”

     "Look, I’m gonna be straight with you, kid. I’ve been talking to [name]“

     "You sold me out?”

     "You’re a rat! And I don’t need you.“

     ” I’m trying to save your skin, kid!“

     "No, I understand plenty. Traitor!”

     "I don’t care! You’re a liar!“

     "it’s not gonna work…”

     "We gotta try!“

     "I’m not leaving you here alone!”

     "I’ve got some wrecking to do!“

     "I bundle myself up like a little homeless lady.”

     “Light em’ up [name]”

     “Bull. Roar.”

     “I’m not letting you undo all my hard work!”

     “Bring it home kid!”

from season one

“ So we’re the Addams Family now. ”

“ I love her and I’m a good Christian, but Jesus H. Christ. ”

“ Do you ever get tired of cleaning up other peoples’ messes? ”

“ Don’t make me kill you again. ”

“ What dream are you chasing? Or should I say, what dream is chasing you? ”

“ I’m trying very hard not to judge you. ”

“ You might as well just Krazy Glue a stick of butter to your ass. ”

“ I don’t want to be here anymore! I’m frightened! ”

“ You think I want to stay in this world of death and rot and regret? ”

“ Try to find some dignity in the situation. ”

“ Move on, missy. ”

“ Every time I find my heart breaking just a sliver for you, I suddenly remember. You made this mess for yourself. ”

“ I’m not naive to the ways of men. ”

“ You know, I’m way too expensive. ”

“ Everybody thinks they have style, and everybody thinks they’re funny. Most people aren’t. ”

“ Frankly, you don’t deserve it. ”

“ The one thing about the dead is they’ve got nothing left to lose. ”

“ I’m not playing your games. ”

“ I was chosen. And when you’re chosen, you either get with the program or you go crazy. ”

“ I’m finding it really hard to look at your face. ‘Cause I really, really, really want to bash it in. ”

“ I will merely tolerate you. ”

“ The Devil is real. And he’s not a little red man with horns and a tail. He can be beautiful. ”

“ Why are you bullshitting me?!? ”

“ I’d paint it a deep, dark red, clear out all the furniture and hang a sex swing. ”

“ That’s what men do–they make you think you’re crazy so that they can have their fun. ”

“ Why are you being such an asshole? ”

“ This turns you on. I know it does. ”

“ I have long stopped asking why the mad do mad things. ”

“ I’m quaking in my loafers! What are you gonna do? Murder me? ”

“ From blood and pain come perfection. ”

“ I shut you out. I was afraid it would break you. ”

“ You’re kind of twisted, aren’t you? ”

“ You’re charismatic and compelling and a pathological liar. ”

“ Grow a pair. She’s not into you. You’re not getting back in her, she’ll never talk to you again. ”

“…” —Pray for her.

     If she thought she felt awkward before, what the human female said now made it worse.

“—So about that further options for entertainment—!”

“What are you into?”

          ‘ Heeey  Connie  ! You  wanna  go  down  to  the  shore  &  toss  food  at  the             seagulls  ? It’s  so  funny  to  see  ‘em  SQUAWK  at  people  ! ’

         “you thought i was annoying? coming from you, that… is really, really insulting, peridot. i’m wounded. if either of us is annoying, it’s you.” Her words didn’t hold any heat to them, and she didn’t object to being tugged closer. Their proximity was kind of comforting, in a weird way.

      “that’s entirely fair,” Peridot said, though she was almost certain the other gem was joking. There was still a sliver of doubt in her mind that her roommate was joking, that she didn’t want anything to do with Peridot. There was just something about this interaction that made it feel like a dream.

“Oh, no, no…!”

     There she goes again, responding too quickly to her.

“…You have done nothing wrong. It’s true that she has been…busy lately.”

Honestly, she wondered how much of this S would buy. The Pearl part of her wasn’t sure if she took her statement the night she was given her phone number seriously, nor did she know how she would react to the fact of said Pearl being part of said fusion here.

She looks a bit unsure.

“You can tell me how she actually feels about me. I promise I can take it,” S said with a chuckle. Though, for some reason, she believed the woman. Maybe she was too busy saving the world, or whatever she had said when they first met. It would just be nice to get a text or something.