No Tongue with Butt?!

Sometimes you really need a good personality on your staff.

my great-grandfather had to leave italy in the 20′s because he hit a fascist with a tuba, so if you think I am going to take this sitting down you are going to have to catch these hands and also this tuba

Fun story my Great Great Grandma left Germany in the 1920s because she had family in the US and could get citizenship pretty easily and once she was over in the US she then smuggled over 15 jewish families out by forging family documents so now my aunts are currently in the process of trying to tell the real ones from the fake ones because my great gran just died and there are legally over 100 surviving descendants but we know that math is a lil screwy.

Sometimes a family is you, your kids, your grandkids, your great grandkids, and the 15 Jewish families you helped smuggle out of Nazi Germany.

And your tuba

lets endure for 618-632 years with mama…

calum's artist bio on spotify being "relationship status: still in the band" is so fucking funny. he really knows us too well

Linux is a very good and powerful alternative.

reminder: you cannot Personal Choises your way out of an Intentional Structural Problem

Fun fact! School Chromebooks block Linux. It's not an easy alternative. You are missing the point

Saying "ow" not because it hurts but because it seems to be the correct thing to say at the moment is such a weird human trait.

The Ides of March, coming soon to a coliseum near you. Knives not included.