there will be no explanation, just reputation or whatever the fuck that one blonde bitch said is my explanation for this intro being a whole week late oops. hey i'm taylor, some 33-year-old cat lady with a weird obsession with numbers (if you ever need me, count to 13 and legend says i'll show up behind you with friendship bracelets), and all the rumors are true, i am indeed your coastal grandpa and wine aunt all wrapped up in one awfully long, delightfully dramatic package and i do not have a belly button. i sing, i dance, i think my whole life is one elaborate theatre production and i love you.
if you 💙 this, i'll be sending you a squishmallow that reminds me of u to your chats. heart with caution.










