museum of myself

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

is anybody out there

next time you’re at the thrift store and find a nice solid thick pile area rug for a shockingly good price and you’ve been looking for an area rug for the office forever and the color goes really nicely with the office color scheme and you think this is it, this is what i’ve been waiting for, stop, and ask yourself: did i take the bus here?

next time you’re on the bus and see someone with an area rug and a look of deep disappointment in themself mind your own business

if horns were really that sensative to the touch like some of these posts in this site imply it'd feel so unimaginably good to gore someone on them

Can you take your violent J tweet out of my home office its taking up a lot of space

ok that's an improvement but it's still in holly's home office

You right you right

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????