museum of myself

what the FUCK is going on in disco Elysium

They really gave tracer a bbl in fortnite

They keep doing this she's gonna start showing up in porn

Well now lets not be ridiculous who would wanna jerk off to tracer

Never forget these two queens putting on the most showstopping tiktok of all time

i'm afraid the phrase "touch my wee wee touch my fucking wee wee!" has become a consistent part of my internal monologue vocabulary

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

You'd unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???

WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE.

If I was drinking with the girls and someone threw a dog-bitten rock near me, I would ask the caster what's up. Why we throwing dog rocks?

not a choking fan mostly cause how do you not feel like a Homer to bart

I haven’t had sex in 4 weeks

This comment goes. Lol, no idea what this means. But fuck it, right? No? Ok. More cigs plz. But for real, this girl is awesome, so jealous of her multiple men that she’s with. I’d probably like, quit my job tbh

What

Lol. Win. This girl is the best, I’d blow all of my little cash fund to see her, but. Fuck life

Lessons from the 90s that children today need