SCHLORP

Got high blood preasure? try having less blood.

i wish i was a weed smoking girlfriend

Why did toilet paper hiding dolls exsist

I shouldn't have searched for soap pics in so sorry

Did some googling about soap.

Lend me your napkin hands so I may degeese my orb organs.

I regret to inform everyone that moth man's brother gave me super herpes.

I just used snail oil to cure my hepatitis E

Ground water is nice.

Yes I did write this! What made you ask?

I peaked in high school, It wasn't a very high peak so it's just been a slow boring slide downward since then.

I always keep mayo handy for times of need. What else would I feed my pockets with.

The government has banned me from owning ducks. They said chickens are okay but only a few as a treat.

Why is no one talking about stewed cabbage anymore.

For fourteen(14) dollars, you can have your very own eyes back.

Well fuck looks like im back