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[id: digital sketch-like painting of Cordelia Naismith crouched on her toes, wearing the tans of her Survey uniform, her long red hair pulled up in a ponytail, staring levelly at the camera.]/end id.

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cordelia, shards of honor era
[id: digital sketch-like painting of Cordelia Naismith crouched on her toes, wearing the tans of her Survey uniform, her long red hair pulled up in a ponytail, staring levelly at the camera.]/end id.

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rewatching matilda (1996) and god miss honey's whole dynamic with trunchbull in the first half is so subtle and so good. such a great buildup to the trunchbull & miss honey history. the way trunchbull calls her "jen"! the little flinch when trunchbull throws a dart at her face! when she's trying to stand up for matilda and every time she pushes back against trunchbull it's not just against her boss but also her abuser!
when trunchbull goes "miss honey... this could be the most interesting thing you've ever done," when honey rescues matilda from the chokey... sooo much weight to that line when you know the trunchbull & honey history!
lol the fact that trunchbull still doesn't have a license plate for her car just a "wormwood motors" plaque
not going to give agatha props in most cases but um she lifted her car solo? at least one can say she never missed leg day
i've been remiss in mentioning the fbi guy sideplot (which i can totally see being a helpful movie addition to build up towards the book's comparatively more abrupt "we gotta get out of town" ending for the wormwood clan) but y'all. the fbi guys. mrs. wormwood CONVINCED they are speedboat salesmen. mr. wormwood equally convinced they are interested in his wife. now this part with the guys entering the wormwood home garage
fbi guy 1: shouldn't we have a search warrant to do this?
fbi guy 2: nah, this guy's dirty. once we show this tape in court, wormwood's goose is cooked.
I accept it for the bit but that is Not how things like "LAW" or "COURT" Work
when matilda shows up and fbi guy 1 goes "it's the female minor" totally straightfaced i can't lol. also forgot that if i had watched for 2 minutes more i would have immediately found that matilda and i have very similar opinions on search warrants
miss honey going so immediately from "you did it on the garage roof :)) with your powers :)) sure matilda :))" to the pitcher is fucking floating i shit you not okay how are we doing this
that final scene has so many bangers. mrs wormwood with the "we're moving to guam" bombshell while dumping miss honey's entire cookie platter in her purse. mr. wormwood's "we gotta beat the speedboat salesmen to the airport." matilda having her own adoption papers "since i was old enough to xerox" (SAD and also HILARIOUS)
anyways in terms of adaptations that hold to the spirit of the book imo this is a good one
rewatching matilda (1996) and god miss honey's whole dynamic with trunchbull in the first half is so subtle and so good. such a great buildup to the trunchbull & miss honey history. the way trunchbull calls her "jen"! the little flinch when trunchbull throws a dart at her face! when she's trying to stand up for matilda and every time she pushes back against trunchbull it's not just against her boss but also her abuser!
when trunchbull goes "miss honey... this could be the most interesting thing you've ever done," when honey rescues matilda from the chokey... sooo much weight to that line when you know the trunchbull & honey history!
lol the fact that trunchbull still doesn't have a license plate for her car just a "wormwood motors" plaque
not going to give agatha props in most cases but um she lifted her car solo? at least one can say she never missed leg day
i've been remiss in mentioning the fbi guy sideplot (which i can totally see being a helpful movie addition to build up towards the book's comparatively more abrupt "we gotta get out of town" ending for the wormwood clan) but y'all. the fbi guys. mrs. wormwood CONVINCED they are speedboat salesmen. mr. wormwood equally convinced they are interested in his wife. now this part with the guys entering the wormwood home garage
fbi guy 1: shouldn't we have a search warrant to do this?
fbi guy 2: nah, this guy's dirty. once we show this tape in court, wormwood's goose is cooked.
I accept it for the bit but that is Not how things like "LAW" or "COURT" Work
when matilda shows up and fbi guy 1 goes "it's the female minor" totally straightfaced i can't lol. also forgot that if i had watched for 2 minutes more i would have immediately found that matilda and i have very similar opinions on search warrants
miss honey going so immediately from "you did it on the garage roof :)) with your powers :)) sure matilda :))" to the pitcher is fucking floating i shit you not okay how are we doing this
rewatching matilda (1996) and god miss honey's whole dynamic with trunchbull in the first half is so subtle and so good. such a great buildup to the trunchbull & miss honey history. the way trunchbull calls her "jen"! the little flinch when trunchbull throws a dart at her face! when she's trying to stand up for matilda and every time she pushes back against trunchbull it's not just against her boss but also her abuser!
when trunchbull goes "miss honey... this could be the most interesting thing you've ever done," when honey rescues matilda from the chokey... sooo much weight to that line when you know the trunchbull & honey history!
lol the fact that trunchbull still doesn't have a license plate for her car just a "wormwood motors" plaque
not going to give agatha props in most cases but um she lifted her car solo? at least one can say she never missed leg day
i've been remiss in mentioning the fbi guy sideplot (which i can totally see being a helpful movie addition to build up towards the book's comparatively more abrupt "we gotta get out of town" ending for the wormwood clan) but y'all. the fbi guys. mrs. wormwood CONVINCED they are speedboat salesmen. mr. wormwood equally convinced they are interested in his wife. now this part with the guys entering the wormwood home garage
fbi guy 1: shouldn't we have a search warrant to do this?
fbi guy 2: nah, this guy's dirty. once we show this tape in court, wormwood's goose is cooked.
I accept it for the bit but that is Not how things like "LAW" or "COURT" Work
when matilda shows up and fbi guy 1 goes "it's the female minor" totally straightfaced i can't lol. also forgot that if i had watched for 2 minutes more i would have immediately found that matilda and i have very similar opinions on search warrants

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rewatching matilda (1996) and god miss honey's whole dynamic with trunchbull in the first half is so subtle and so good. such a great buildup to the trunchbull & miss honey history. the way trunchbull calls her "jen"! the little flinch when trunchbull throws a dart at her face! when she's trying to stand up for matilda and every time she pushes back against trunchbull it's not just against her boss but also her abuser!
when trunchbull goes "miss honey... this could be the most interesting thing you've ever done," when honey rescues matilda from the chokey... sooo much weight to that line when you know the trunchbull & honey history!
lol the fact that trunchbull still doesn't have a license plate for her car just a "wormwood motors" plaque
not going to give agatha props in most cases but um she lifted her car solo? at least one can say she never missed leg day
i've been remiss in mentioning the fbi guy sideplot (which i can totally see being a helpful movie addition to build up towards the book's comparatively more abrupt "we gotta get out of town" ending for the wormwood clan) but y'all. the fbi guys. mrs. wormwood CONVINCED they are speedboat salesmen. mr. wormwood equally convinced they are interested in his wife. now this part with the guys entering the wormwood home garage
fbi guy 1: shouldn't we have a search warrant to do this?
fbi guy 2: nah, this guy's dirty. once we show this tape in court, wormwood's goose is cooked.
I accept it for the bit but that is Not how things like "LAW" or "COURT" Work
rewatching matilda (1996) and god miss honey's whole dynamic with trunchbull in the first half is so subtle and so good. such a great buildup to the trunchbull & miss honey history. the way trunchbull calls her "jen"! the little flinch when trunchbull throws a dart at her face! when she's trying to stand up for matilda and every time she pushes back against trunchbull it's not just against her boss but also her abuser!
when trunchbull goes "miss honey... this could be the most interesting thing you've ever done," when honey rescues matilda from the chokey... sooo much weight to that line when you know the trunchbull & honey history!
lol the fact that trunchbull still doesn't have a license plate for her car just a "wormwood motors" plaque
not going to give agatha props in most cases but um she lifted her car solo? at least one can say she never missed leg day
rewatching matilda (1996) and god miss honey's whole dynamic with trunchbull in the first half is so subtle and so good. such a great buildup to the trunchbull & miss honey history. the way trunchbull calls her "jen"! the little flinch when trunchbull throws a dart at her face! when she's trying to stand up for matilda and every time she pushes back against trunchbull it's not just against her boss but also her abuser!
when trunchbull goes "miss honey... this could be the most interesting thing you've ever done," when honey rescues matilda from the chokey... sooo much weight to that line when you know the trunchbull & honey history!
lol the fact that trunchbull still doesn't have a license plate for her car just a "wormwood motors" plaque
rewatching matilda (1996) and god miss honey's whole dynamic with trunchbull in the first half is so subtle and so good. such a great buildup to the trunchbull & miss honey history. the way trunchbull calls her "jen"! the little flinch when trunchbull throws a dart at her face! when she's trying to stand up for matilda and every time she pushes back against trunchbull it's not just against her boss but also her abuser!
when trunchbull goes "miss honey... this could be the most interesting thing you've ever done," when honey rescues matilda from the chokey... sooo much weight to that line when you know the trunchbull & honey history!
rewatching matilda (1996) and god miss honey's whole dynamic with trunchbull in the first half is so subtle and so good. such a great buildup to the trunchbull & miss honey history. the way trunchbull calls her "jen"! the little flinch when trunchbull throws a dart at her face! when she's trying to stand up for matilda and every time she pushes back against trunchbull it's not just against her boss but also her abuser!

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Aster & Clem from The Good Luck Girls by Charlotte Nicole Davis
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This was an incredible undertaking of adapting the entire Unwanted Guest script over the course of roughly 9 months. I am so proud of the work everyone turned in. You can read the entire comic in full right now at the link above, along with the full list of contributors!
This blog will reblog the full res pages from each contributor over the next couples of days, so get excited for that! We also have something very special cooking up with the people over at @entombed-theatrics so look forward to that as well. Thank you so much for reading!
Incredible cover art by @allofthenorth !!

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a twist on the classic leafy suit to celebrate p(oison)i(vy) day
We are in the final phases of the project! Hoping to launch in early Feb if everything stays on schedule. Stay tuned!
Lol! Anyway we only have 8 pages until completion, so close!!! Hoping for the end of march!