Hey, I'm snail, (most people know my main blog @fanaticsnail). I write sometimes, and this is where I write for monsters and fae. I hope you enjoy the stories I create. Thanks for stopping by!
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Hey, I'm snail, (most people know my main blog @fanaticsnail). I write sometimes, and this is where I write for monsters and fae. I hope you enjoy the stories I create. Thanks for stopping by!

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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There’s monsters with a human kink, and then there’s the fully-dedicated human weebs. I’m talking about monsters with a human obsession. Certified, unapologetic human simps. So what if they might be fictional? No other monster could ever compare!
They have folders upon folders of human fanart, they’ve read all the fanfiction, their bachelor home is crowded with human-themed merch.
Bonus: human media will occasionally glitch its way into the monster realm, and they assume it must be remnants from a long-lost show or made-up story.
“This is my mate’s shrine,” one monster writes on a human fan forum. Attached to his message is a photo of…you? It’s neatly framed in lacy border, placed on a table surrounded by flowers and an empty plate. It’s a pretend date.
“Some might call me pathetic, but I don’t care. I’m yet to find the source for this character; all I have is this image. Alas, it’s enough for me.”
Within minutes, another beastly creature responds:
“Hey! That’s my mate, I found them first,” they declare, including a picture of a similar shrine, this time with a different photo of you that has somehow made it to their world.
If only you were real! They’d do anything to have you...
yeah yeah monsterfuckers but what about humanfuckers. what about the dragon who leaves flower arrangements at the base of the princess’ tower? what about the werewolf who pines for a human to protect? what about a naga who is so so cold and wishes she had a nice warm human to coil around? what then
How I adore monsters with a human kink.
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LOOK AT THESE!!!!
Alright, I bet you’re not here for my bard and her dragonborn, but bare with me for a sec
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On your first day of work, you encountered a monster beyond your comprehension. A colossal mass of blight and energy, standing above trees and hills and overseeing the grounds with an all-knowing gaze.
You'd assumed he is the owner of the Monster Hotel, the one who guides everything with an iron fist. You were quickly told by your centaur manager that no, the forgotten God of an ancient, long buried Cosmos is just Toby. The gardener.
Toby is rather shy and mostly mumbles words of a cursed language you don't dare to understand. He frequently offers you small bouquets of flowers whenever you pass by his garden. On particularly hot days, he likes to wear his lucky straw hat.
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Is it too much to ask?
They're so beautiful together 🥹
monster boyfriend idea but he’s a grumpy old alien scientist that only has a soft spot for you.(BONUS— you are an earthling astronaut somehow stranded on his planet)
Give me a whole dang web comic!
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SO CUTE!! LOOK AT THEM!
My Favorite
Monsterlist Here
Word Count: 1,500+
Themes: merman x gn!reader, no prior relationship, first kiss, sign language, favoritism, swimming, holding breath beneath water, sfw, romance.
Notes: Divider by @/firefly-graphics. Putting on a wet wetsuit sucks. I always think about the way sounds work differently in water, so I thought I'd follow suit with "The Shape of Water" and incorporate sign language into the equation.

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Stress Relief
Monsterlist Here
Word count: 600+
Themes: monster x human, afab!reader, established relationship, oral (reader receiving), devotion, overstimulation, NSFW, 18+.
Notes: first time writing for monsters, and hopefully not my last! Divider by @/firefly-graphics