Sugar Rushed

Alexa, release my inhibitions

what if you’re giving birth to twins and it’s the end of daylights savings day and the older twin was born first but the second twin travels back in time and is born an hour before the first twin, would that be fucked up or what.

I don’t even remember typing this holy shit

my mom has finally understood the concept of how to use “tea” as slang, but only kind of. she came into my room and said “jessie, i have tea today” and i was obviously like what happened but as it turns out she just thinks tea means information so she told me that she got avocadoes on sale. that was the tea. 

Damn RIGHT that’s the tea

Avocados are always tea. Especially when you got them pretty cheap!

SCAMMED LMAOOOOOO

Objection, your honor. There has been no scam. The defendant clearly stated that they would tell the plaintiff’s girlfriend if the plaintiff bought the defendant a pizza. It was the failure of the plaintiff to heed the terms before agreeing to them that resulted in his infidelity being exposed.

Sustained.

oh to be a small clothed animal from a beatrix potter book, living in a cottage on the countryside kneading bread and such.

pi-TONK

anyone else smell it?

I was so totally not aware that people didn’t know that being sorted into Houses was a real thing in UK schools. It’s not something made up just for the Harry Potter world, it’s a real schooling system, I was in the St George House at my school and everyone had the same attitude to Prefects as everyone in the HP world did to Percy Weasley I can assure you.

how do you get the hat to talk

Ugh yes. Give him the tools to rule.

WHO DID THIS VOICE OVER LMAO

I’m not watching the show. This is all I need.

^^^im mad I️ know people who talk like this😂

Y he so loud for???

This shoulda been the original

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the real struggle in 2004